So my HS frosh daughter has an away soccer game this past Friday afternoon. Earlier in the day I had taken my MS for the 1st time courtesy wash at the detailer who wrapped and coated the car two weeks ago. They do this for QC two weeks after the wrap / coat to ensure that all the seams took etc. It has been so dreary in Chicago that I was anxious to do it Friday as the weekend was forecasted to be beautiful. So for the first time in two weeks- the length of time I've owned the car, the car was clean and it was sunny- the car looked SPECTACULAR. I drove to the High School soccer game, found what i believed to be a safe spot, and backed in. Long story short, after the game I come out, and some smart ass kid has parked his or her jeep wrangler (cliche chicago north shore teen car), within literally 6 inches of my driver's side door. As I get to the car I noticed some folks kind of taking note of the fact that my car is in a pinch and they are watching for my reaction. My older daughter gets in the passenger seat and right before I tell her I have to climb across, I remember the summon feature, which i had used once to shock my kids. At about this time, one of the varsity team parents I know is looking for a spot and pulls up, compliments me on the car, and waits for my spot. She of course is both laughing and smirking about my situation. I decide it's time to put on a show. I tell her to wait- she is broadside right in front of my car in the lane of traffic I have to pull into. . .about 15 feet in front of my car's nose. I pull out my phone and hit the summon button which proceeds to roll the car out of the spot directly at the varsity mom's car. I smile at her and watch as her jaw drops. I pull the driver's side door handle having just cleared the jeep's bumper, climb in and make my somewhat dramatic exit among a bunch of gawkers. I hope one was the punk kid that boxed me in. Wish I had my daughter film it. It was truly hilarious. Would have been funnier next weekend after dashcam installation, so I could find the kid, but whatever. PS, and no, the kid was at least kind enough to not ding me. He or she had to climb out the passenger side. Lots of admirers gave me the thumbs up on the way out, as there were baseball, LAX and soccer events going on- was a zoo. What a great moment. Lol.