I think I got all warnings possible....

[Lithivm]

They just towed it. But when they did all the warnings went away. Sucks!

 

[Saghost]

A bunch of disconnected warnings that go away when they are trying to tow it generally spells a 12V problem - when the voltage provided to the computers gets low, all sorts of weird issues crop up.

 

[mrElbe]

Or bad ground connections.

 

[Yinn]

"Acceleration Reduced" is the classic - it's not a bug, it's a feature. It's now called - Auto Chill Mode.

But another vote for a loose ground connection, that's probably why it went away when it was towed. Jarred back into place.

 

[Lithivm]

Car is still there on its second day. They have no clue why it did that. Which is not reassuring.