You joke, but this will actually be a very quick car. 0-60 in 7 seconds? That's faster than most cars out there, plus it has the added benefit of being electric, which means instant torque. You will smoke most luxury cars off the stop light with a Bolt.
Hell, the Leaf is 0-60 in over TEN seconds, yet you have little competition off the stop light and cruising around under 30mph, there's not many you won't be able to outrun.
Here's a fun article:
2016 Volt Beats Model S 85 To 30 MPH - Gas 2
Might not be a fully loaded S, but still impressive and telling all the same. Now consider the Leaf which has an even better 0-30 time than the Volt.
For any sort of driving that's not straight drag-racing, the Bolt will be shockingly impressive and you will embarrass lots of ICE drivers around town.