If 10/17 announcement is Autopilot 2.0 I will wash &wax your Tesla by hand!

[calisnow]

I think I am safe from doing any physical labor.

Having said that - this is a *real* offer - and I will submit photos to the forum as proof that I fulfilled my duties.

It is, however, a real offer only to the first person who lives in Los Angeles/Riverside/Orange County who responds to this thread claiming to be first in line.

I will show up to your house with a pile of fresh microfiber towels and very high quality carnauba wax, car wash and buckets. I hate swirls as much as anyone.

EDIT: I'm doubling down. If the announcement is not only Autopilot 2.0 but is ALSO Autopilot 2.0 that is hardware capable of Level 4 autonomy I will wash and wax the first FIVE Teslas belonging to owners in Southern California who respond to this thread staking their place in line.

 

[Max*]

First!

Hold on, let me move to your area.

Is this like your "real" offer to pay my car payment if 8.0 goes out, and it did go out?

 

[Racerx22b]

Ballsy bro. You live in LA so you might alone create a water restriction ordinance. Better to offer in you live in South Dakota. Then you'd be safe.

 

[hollywood]

How far north do you stretch the term southern California?

 

[Max*]

How far north do you stretch the term southern California?

Alaska.

 

[Boourns]

I think you're safe.

 

[987S4]

I live in LA but I'd rather you just pay for my retrofit

 

[virtualsmack]

damnit. just got paint protection. can i sign up for my odyssey?

 

[calisnow]

First!

Hold on, let me move to your area.

Is this like your "real" offer to pay my car payment if 8.0 goes out, and it did go out?

I thought I won that one - it didn't actually get deployed that night did it?

 

[alexdav]

So if it's neither of those things, do we have to wash and wax your car?

 

[Cosmacelf]

I think callisnow did win the 8.0 bet, but almost by a technicality. It was, like, one day later...

 

[Cosmacelf]

So, callisnow, what do you think the announcement is?

 

[msnow]

How about Ventura County (it's closer to you than Orange or Riverside County)?

 

[calisnow]

So, callisnow, what do you think the announcement is?

I've given up on making predictions WRT Tesla - I really do not know. I am *hoping* it is in fact Autopilot 2.0 but I doubt it.

How about Ventura County (it's closer to you than Orange or Riverside County)?

HA! I'll show up and you'll come out every 3 minutes to nag me about the job I'm doing and how I should keep my hands on the microfiber at all times.

 

[msnow]

I've given up on making predictions WRT Tesla - I really do not know. I am *hoping* it is in fact Autopilot 2.0 but I doubt it.



HA! I'll show up and you'll come out every 3 minutes to nag me about the job I'm doing and how I should keep my hands on the microfiber at all times.

You're damn right, I'm a perfectionist!

 

[Btrflyl8e]

It just got interesting!

 

[Snerruc]

How about washing mine in Hawaii? We can talk about airfare.

 

[Max*]

I thought I won that one - it didn't actually get deployed that night did it?

You might've, I wasn't really following the exact rollout timeline.

 

[outie]

Me me am I the first.

 

[Hugh Mannity]

Alaska.

That works for me!