I think I am safe from doing any physical labor. Having said that - this is a *real* offer - and I will submit photos to the forum as proof that I fulfilled my duties. It is, however, a real offer only to the first person who lives in Los Angeles/Riverside/Orange County who responds to this thread claiming to be first in line. I will show up to your house with a pile of fresh microfiber towels and very high quality carnauba wax, car wash and buckets. I hate swirls as much as anyone. EDIT: I'm doubling down. If the announcement is not only Autopilot 2.0 but is ALSO Autopilot 2.0 that is hardware capable of Level 4 autonomy I will wash and wax the first FIVE Teslas belonging to owners in Southern California who respond to this thread staking their place in line.