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If 10/17 announcement is Autopilot 2.0 I will wash &wax your Tesla by hand!

Discussion in 'Model S' started by calisnow, Oct 13, 2016.

  1. calisnow

    calisnow Active Member

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    I think I am safe from doing any physical labor.

    Having said that - this is a *real* offer - and I will submit photos to the forum as proof that I fulfilled my duties.

    It is, however, a real offer only to the first person who lives in Los Angeles/Riverside/Orange County who responds to this thread claiming to be first in line.

    I will show up to your house with a pile of fresh microfiber towels and very high quality carnauba wax, car wash and buckets. I hate swirls as much as anyone.

    EDIT: I'm doubling down. If the announcement is not only Autopilot 2.0 but is ALSO Autopilot 2.0 that is hardware capable of Level 4 autonomy I will wash and wax the first FIVE Teslas belonging to owners in Southern California who respond to this thread staking their place in line.
     
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  2. Max*

    Max* Autopilot != Autonomous

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    First!

    Hold on, let me move to your area.

    Is this like your "real" offer to pay my car payment if 8.0 goes out, and it did go out?
     
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  3. Racerx22b

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    Ballsy bro. You live in LA so you might alone create a water restriction ordinance. Better to offer in you live in South Dakota. Then you'd be safe.
     
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  4. hollywood

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    How far north do you stretch the term southern California?
     
  5. Max*

    Max* Autopilot != Autonomous

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    Alaska.
     
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  6. Boourns

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    I think you're safe.
     
  7. 987S4

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    I live in LA but I'd rather you just pay for my retrofit
     
  8. virtualsmack

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    damnit. just got paint protection. can i sign up for my odyssey?
     
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  9. calisnow

    calisnow Active Member

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    I thought I won that one - it didn't actually get deployed that night did it?
     
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  10. alexdav

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    So if it's neither of those things, do we have to wash and wax your car? ;)
     
  11. Cosmacelf

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    I think callisnow did win the 8.0 bet, but almost by a technicality. It was, like, one day later...
     
  12. Cosmacelf

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    So, callisnow, what do you think the announcement is?
     
  13. msnow

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    How about Ventura County (it's closer to you than Orange or Riverside County)?
     
  14. calisnow

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    I've given up on making predictions WRT Tesla - I really do not know. I am *hoping* it is in fact Autopilot 2.0 but I doubt it.

    HA! I'll show up and you'll come out every 3 minutes to nag me about the job I'm doing and how I should keep my hands on the microfiber at all times.
     
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  15. msnow

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    You're damn right, I'm a perfectionist! :)
     
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  16. Btrflyl8e

    Btrflyl8e Active Member

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    It just got interesting!
     
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  17. Snerruc

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    How about washing mine in Hawaii? We can talk about airfare.
     
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  18. Max*

    Max* Autopilot != Autonomous

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    You might've, I wasn't really following the exact rollout timeline.
     
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    Me me am I the first.
     
  20. Hugh Mannity

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    That works for me! :D
     

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