Instead of things like the fart app or devoting resources on trying to make the roadster hover, how about...
Windshield wipers:
1. A proper rain sensor. I'll be generous and call the current system, 'semi' auto wipers. It's better than it was initially, but it still sucks.
2. Instead of bringing up the on/off when manually hitting the wipe button, bring up the entire set of controls so you can switch to the manual speeds with one input. Since the middle screen is currently empty, why not have the wiper controls up and ready???
Screen partition:
They went the wrong way, IMO. Make the map bigger. Not the other way around. I think they're working on letting the driver adjust this, though.
Headlights:
1. Make holding the green headlight icon for 3 seconds turn them off like the HVAC.
2. Also, make the headlights horizontally adjustable also (like europe), not just vertical. Having them both point to the right f*cks with my OCD every time I turn them on!
Clunking/popping in cold weather/elevation changes:
No explanation needed.
Error Alerts:
Make all error alerts completely deletable instead of just minimizable.
With all that said, the performance/handling still outweigh the cons for me... but just barely.
