So this Russian guy finally saves up enough money to go and buy a car. Off he goes to the Trabant dealership and the salesman says "I'm afraid I have good news and I have bad news"
"What's the good news?"
"Well you certainly have enough money to buy a Trabant" says the salesman
"...and the bad news?"
"I'm afraid there's a bit of a waiting list and you won't be able to take delivery until four years from now"
"Would that be in the morning or in the afternoon?" asks the man with money
"In the morning. Will that be a problem?"
"No. I just wanted to check because I have the plumber coming in the afternoon"