Wow- I should have known so many people on this board would have serious meme skills! The slightly creepy Broder head shot definitely seems like a good image for the meme. The only problem is that now every time I see it, it makes me twitch a bit. Same thing happens every time I hear Ride of the Valkyries- any fellow CalTech alums out there will understand why . . .
Oh lord, woncha buy me a Model S EV. My friends all drive Porsches, they must envy me. Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends. Oh lord, woncha buy me a Model S EV.
Oh lord woncha buy me a color TV. Dialing for dollars is trying to find me. I wait for delivery each day until 3:00. So oh lord woncha buy me a color TV.
Oh lord woncha buy me a night on the town I'm counting on you lord, please don't let me down Prove that you love me, and buy the next round. Oh lord, woncha buy me a Model S EV.
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C J and the Fish
> Well, come on all you PR flacks > Come work for Tesla - we'll cut you slack > All your ideas are grand, you see > Even if they hurt the industry > Any silly stunt is fine with us > 'cause nobody messes with Musk! > > And it's one, two, three > What are we drivin' for? > Don't blame me, no! You can't! > I won't allow it - I'm arrogant > And it's five, six, seven > Blame anybody else but me > Will it hurt our cause? And hurt EVs? > I'll guess we'll just have to see > > Come on, Wall Street, don't be slow > Let's pretend EVs are ready to go > As far as any car, though it's not true > Call for support, and we'll help strand you > If you run out of charge, it's your dumb luck > 'cause nobody messes with Musk! > > And it's one, two, three > What are we drivin' for? > Don't blame me, no! You can't! > I won't allow it - I'm arrogant > And it's five, six, seven > Blame anybody else but me > Will it hurt our cause? And hurt EVs? > I'll guess we'll just have to see > > Loss of capacity in cold night air? > Don't talk about it - I don't care > I'll call you names to shift the attention > I'm an old hand at manipulation > My best defense it to cause a fuss > 'cause nobody messes with Musk! > > And it's one, two, three > What are we drivin' for? > Don't blame me, no! You can't! > I won't allow it - I'm arrogant > And it's five, six, seven > Blame anybody else but me > Will it hurt our cause? And hurt EVs? > I'll guess we'll just have to see > > Come on drivers throughout the land > Give your buddy Elon a helping hand > Let's bring the media to its knees > And pretend we've never heard of PHEVs > On this topic, let's stay stuck > 'cause nobody messes with Musk! > > And it's one, two, three > What are we drivin' for? > Don't blame me, no! You can't! > I won't allow it - I'm arrogant > And it's five, six, seven > Blame anybody else but me > Will it hurt our cause? And hurt EVs? > I'll guess we'll just have to see