Practical applications:
"Sarah? Are you SURE that eyeliner is right for you?"
"Bob, you've selected Club Paradise for your destination. Uh... dunno how to tell you this, but you'd be better off picking up girls at Walmart..."
"Holmes? There are about 20 cops between you and your destination. Let me re-route you so you don't get pulled over for no reason."
"You've got something stuck in your teeth."
"Stop! You wore that same dress last time you visited the Thompsons. Go change, and I'll call them saying you're having car trouble, which isn't ACTUALLY a lie."