Certified Scrum Masters working there.
What a ******* joke. Take these people out back and put them out of their misery.
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Certified Scrum Masters working there.
What a ******* joke. Take these people out back and put them out of their misery.
scrum is just an excuse for not documenting your code and rushing things to production before they are properly designed and thoroughly tested. this isn't surprising considering all the functional and non-functional (performance, reliability) bugs they have in their UI.
I am surprised no one mentioned DevOps. The next big natural evolution
from Agile.
4 weeks to prod is feasible only of you do agile development and practice DevOps. Automated testing, self-service provisioning followed by automated deployments. With IaaS and PaaS waterfall is like going back to mainframe era.
Waterfall : ITIL --- Agile : DevOps
+1000
Typical Telephone debugging session I have been involved with for Agile developed systems while at a customer site:
Developer: "Can you get me remote access?"
Developer: "I'm in"
Developer: "Try it now"
Me: "Nope"
Developer:"Now?"
Me:"Hmm, maybe, but I should really run through the whole test plan before..."
Developer: "No. I fixed it. Call me back if it doesn't work. "
Me: "Well, what was the problem so in case I see something similar I can..."
Developer: "I just fixed it, OK?"
Me: "Well, are you going to open a defect so we can track it just in case..."
Developer:"No we don't do that. It's fixed"
Can't wait to try & go to Mars on that methodology.
What's with the huge negativity with zero explanation or contribution?
-snort- As I used to explain to some team members who displayed a similar attitude, "We were all the smartest one in our class, too. Time to get over it." Seriously, no reason to be rude to everyone. It's not cool, it doesn't contribute to the conversation, so why bother posting anything at all?
Sounds like something a certified scrum master would say - person getting paid six figures to do a job that a college intern should be doing. But the fact that scrum some hell between a micro-managers wet dream and crap 99% of the time is EXTREMELY relevant to this discussion despite you feeling that it may be "negative"