He wasn't joking, but he is a bit on the spectrum so I believe I asked the question incorrectly, which is not hard to do with electronics.
Anyway, posted the first draft layout on "Post your Layout."
It is interesting that some very basic questions elicit complex answers. The state of my understanding is now this.
1. The classic diagram, which one now gets with a Tesla or other modern system, shows electricity flowing from the panels to either the home, the grid, or the home/grid. If its nighttime there is nothing coming from the panels.
2. Throw in a Powerwall or two, and then you have another source of power to either grid or house.
3. If there is a power outage, the whole system shuts off, so that no power will be fed back into the grid to a downed line or something.
4. The answer to the follow up question ("you mean the system does not work in an outage? Seriously?) is that solar panes themselves can be, and are, "turned off" in some technical way if needed. I don't understand how this happens, but it does happen. Its not as if the panels keep on producing electricity and it "goes" somewhere.
5. Modern systems, especially ones with a Powerwall, operate to shut off the connection to the grid and then the panels are "allowed" to keep producing energy to the house or the Powerwall. This is kind of a key feature, obviously. I believe one could also do this manually, by switching ones self "off" the grid voluntarily. I have seen youtube videos to that effect.
1. Yep
2. Correct
3. This description is what happens without powerwalls.
4. Yes, the PV system without powerwalls (*or other battery storage) absolutely shuts down entirely in an outage. One of the most frustrating things you could possibly image is having a power outage of a few days, with solar panels on your roof you KNOW would power your home, but cant. This is to protect people working on the lines, because you would be generating power and possibly feeding it back into the grid, so people working on it could get electrocuted. Its wired to shut off, so correct, its not like the panels keep producing and the electricty "goes somewhere" The panels are off, in a power outage, if you dont have battery storage (just like everything else in your house at that time).
5. With battery storage (such as a powerwall) it has a computer (tesla calls it a gateway) that basically becomes the "hub" of your electrical system. Everything goes through it (over simplifying here, but this works). It decides which direction power is going (solar to home, solar to grid, powerwall to home, etc etc).
Addendum explanation:
Because this device is installed on "homeowner side" of the electrical system, on our side of the meter as it were, and is fully permitted, etc. in the case of a power outage, your home becomes its own "grid", with the solar panels taking the place of the regular grid, as it relates to electricity.
So, in this situation, your gateway prevents power from leaving your home. It sends power to either your home, and your batteries. If your batteries are full, the gateway forces the solar panels off (the concerns that people are talking about if you dont have enough storage to go with your PV system). The power doesnt "go to ground", in an outage, the power generated by your Solar either goes to your home to power your loads, goes to the powerwall to replinish the batteries, or gets shut off completely if there is nowhere for it to go.
In the system you are contemplating, with PV (solar) that size, and only 2 powerwalls, you definitely would have "nowhere for the solar to go" often, since there is so much power being theoretically produced. The batteries would fill up very fast, then force the solar off (it does this by raising the frequency).
If you really need all that power that is being generated by your PV system, then, in an outage, you would have a lot of it not being generated, because you have no place to store it. If I was buying a system that size, I would definitely get 3 powerwalls (its what tesla would recommend as well). Of course, you can choose not to backup some loads (if you have a pool, or hottub, or some other high draw load you dont want backed up, then you need less powerwalls).
Powerwalls are not the only battery storage, but in all cases, you need "something" between your home and the grid, if you have battery storage and are "grid tied" (connected to the grid), that enables you to create a micro grid of your home in an outage.