So there I am driving to work in the morning, when after I get about halfway there I click my wiper button to do a single pass as I have done a few times before. The arm swings up, and the end of its swing my driver side wiper blade goes *wheeeeee*, flying off the arm never to be seen again.
Ready for the puzzle? The mounting points for the blade are all intact on the washer nozzle head at the end of the wiper arm. I am honestly at a loss for how my blade came off with no damage done to those mounting points.
Since the nearest Tesla service center is about 18-20 hours drive, I can’t get it serviced easily, so I hit up NAPA, and they can’t find anything that’d fit. After that, I try my luck at a local Mercedes dealer and get a partial solution. They can’t mount a blade onto the washer nozzle, and the nozzle can’t be removed, so they unlatch the washer nozzle, mount a standard wiper blade and zip tie the washer nozzle to the wiper arm. It’s ugly, but it works, at a cost of $80. -.-
Weird huh?