Dolemite
is my name
In any case you eventually start feeling like a dipshit schlepping around town in a 450-hp ICE car that seldom sees past 60% of its potential (and only after it’s warmed up - truly warmed up, as in the oil, not the coolant... You are paying attention to the oil temp gauge… right?) The nice thing about EVs is that they snap your neck when you want them to, while still being perfectly practical DDs.
but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss the engagement of a 6MT, or the highway pull into the triple digits of a properly-sorted German bahnstormer, or the inconsequential range tax as a result of doing that, and putting on fatter tires, and the more or less perfectly consistent performance.
But is it worth the endless oil, transmission fluid, and differential leaks? Or asking “wtf is that valvetrain noise? That wasn’t there yesterday?” Or the incessant debates on oil and catch cans and fuel grades and other bullshit? What about the fact that our Government Overlords, in their endless quest to justify their meaningless existence, have all but completely ruined the EVIL CAR? Oh, don’t worry. You think it’ll end once we all transition to EVs? Dream on. Coming up is the war on evil “tire vaporization” - the next trendy pollutant. Why do you need a fast car!? I’ll tell you what you need, and don’t need, for I am The Government. I Know What’s Best. Choice Be Damned. The narrative slowly shifts from why you SHOULDN’T be able to do something to why you SHOULD. Until, slowly but surely, over decades, it turns out that the war wasn’t about the environment, but personal transportation itself.
I don’t know. I’ve never been more torn on any one subject than that of EVs vs. ICE, and to deny that valid pros and cons exist on both sides means you’re probably not really a car enthusiast - just a gadget freak waiting in line at 2 AM for the new iPhone.
but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss the engagement of a 6MT, or the highway pull into the triple digits of a properly-sorted German bahnstormer, or the inconsequential range tax as a result of doing that, and putting on fatter tires, and the more or less perfectly consistent performance.
But is it worth the endless oil, transmission fluid, and differential leaks? Or asking “wtf is that valvetrain noise? That wasn’t there yesterday?” Or the incessant debates on oil and catch cans and fuel grades and other bullshit? What about the fact that our Government Overlords, in their endless quest to justify their meaningless existence, have all but completely ruined the EVIL CAR? Oh, don’t worry. You think it’ll end once we all transition to EVs? Dream on. Coming up is the war on evil “tire vaporization” - the next trendy pollutant. Why do you need a fast car!? I’ll tell you what you need, and don’t need, for I am The Government. I Know What’s Best. Choice Be Damned. The narrative slowly shifts from why you SHOULDN’T be able to do something to why you SHOULD. Until, slowly but surely, over decades, it turns out that the war wasn’t about the environment, but personal transportation itself.
I don’t know. I’ve never been more torn on any one subject than that of EVs vs. ICE, and to deny that valid pros and cons exist on both sides means you’re probably not really a car enthusiast - just a gadget freak waiting in line at 2 AM for the new iPhone.
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