He's connecting to the Mothership with the app (Tesla servers), but the car is not answering up.
The CID in the MCU has fallen and can't get up.
- First thing I'd try is a hard reset. (Hold brake and two-finger salute)
- If that doesn't do it then pull the MCU fuse for 30 seconds.
- If that doesn't do it disconnect the positive from the battery and the emerg responders' cut-loop for 30 seconds.
If that doesn't do it, shoot yourself in the head, er, resolve to fix the eMMC using either my methods for a permanent solution, or hire ce2078 or TonyT (who uses my solution). Or pay Tesla to replace the MCU with a like unit and expect this problem to recur.
But whatever you do, do NOT allow that pack to drain,
especially in freezing weather. While the MCU is getting fixed disconnect the positive from the 12v battery and the emerg responders' cut-loop. Do both.
Congrats, you might be the first 100D to fail like this.