Tesla Motors Club

I am 63 damn years old. I started driving cars before you even needed to know how to hotwire one because everyone left their keys in the ignition if they did not want to have to bother looking for them, or the "careful people" put the keys on the floorboards. Either way when you are 12 yrs old you and a buddy can push a car down the street before you start it, and turn it off, and almost coast back into the spot you "borrowed it" from...
And in the 50 years since I have been driving I haven't driven a half-a-million miles..and now in my old age all these younger whipper-snappers get a car that can go long after they are dead too?
Well back to me... My wore-out 63 year ol' ass is going to buy a "truck" that has a million mile battery, but I am only gonna live to "drive" a couple of hundred thousand more?
"ain't life a bitch"