Don't put words in my mouth. I said Tesla is not friendly to DIY tire rotations.Why do you say the M3 is particularly not friendly for tire rotations? From everything after this you appear focused on *any* car falling.
I haven't found lifting the M3 any easier/harder than any other car I have worked on.
A $1000 quickjack is not a common DIY tool.
And yes, DIY tire rotations are a pain with a Tesla. Because you cannot lift a Tesla with a regular jack and set it down on a regular jack stand. You need to jump through hoops to use a single jacking spot per corner for both lifting and setting it down securely. Some of the modern ICE cars are getting to be annoying as well, with a ton of plastic parts covering up engine crossmembers, or pinch welds on the sides.