model 3 new years resolutions

[one2many]

Before the mods move this to the outer limits :
1. I will not compare the ID.3 to a Leaf, yes they both sink, and yes it is
2. The new user interface, well its new
3. I will not quote old songs, middle men who sell pills along the coast (UI developers)
4. I can say that a Xmas tree fits in a model 3
5. The car can heats up, please give the heated steering wheel a rest
6. Sex in a model 3 is possible, not for the older crowd
7. Lockdown drink prices, we will be paying full price soon
8. I will only post coherent posts unless incoherent works better
9. I will stop using spun bearing, floated valve, timing chain
10. The ID.4 is also a Leaf
11. The rabbit is a deadly force
OK, I have turned the corner on well 2020.
Gota love the mods that have worked into a job that pays nothing and reads this stuff
To everyone out there, keep the Tesla smile and all the best foe 2021.

 

[Phlier]

@one2many This is totally off topic, but then again... what WAS the topic?

You haven't posted since New Year's Day! I'm sure there are some people here... well, at least, one guy.... OK FINE, it's ME, that loves your posts.

I find your type of humor to be very refreshing, and that's really needed in the world right now.

Hope the new year is treating you well, my German friend!

 

[one2many]

This is totally off topic, but then again... what WAS the topic?

Well, nice catch, we are on triple super secret lockdown, you can only meet with one person 20 feet apart.
N95 mask are required as are the plastic underware. The model 3 has summer tires and we have had
several days of snow, You can clearly see that I did not include driving summer tires in snowy weather, plastic
underware helps for the spinouts. (brown outs I think its called) . We now have to use latex gloves to
use the keyboard. My partner in home office thinks pointing out spider webs and spots on the floor is
good chitchat. I am having issues picking a lockdown drink for 2021, Black Russian seems to work cause
White Russian is a VAX I think. Sorry gota run its happy hour. What was the topic?

 

[one2many]

12. no FSD this year
Well as it seems that our 3-lockdon will continue like a KISS concert so
most folks will be fitted with a nice white coat that fastened in the back.
OK we will buy the FSD but how in the heck do we get into the car with
no arms. We can drink beer with a straw . Sorry free shots in lockdown
til 9pm. What was the question?