Standard in the automotive sense (and this is a car forum) usually means "comes with the vehicle" so "No standard dashboard air vents" seemed to me to be a provocative title (hence click-bait), as the Model 3 will certainly have dashboard air vents standard, just like every other car on the market. I agree they aren't the traditional design. Apologies if I misinterpreted.
Good point and in hindsight you are correct that the title could have been better. The intent was to direct attention to the fact that the so called "standard dashboard" vents that typically blow out towards the driver and passenger simply don't exist.