Model S: A Chick Magnate!

[sp4rk]

Dude, that is one well-written F***'in funny story! Seriously, if you haven't yet joined Tesla Owners Illinois please consider doing so. At a meeting in the near future over lunch you could further elaborate just how to pick up members of the opposite sex (or same sex, if that's your thing) using the fancy Tesla-based toys (only for single members, of course!). Also, it would be great if you could show us first-hand which seats in the model S are the best for getting 'cozy'. Applicable knowledge for single and married alike!

PS - what could one do with an eyebrow ring the size of an old doorknob? Curious minds want to know...

Definitely give him 5 minutes ... who brings the scented candles?

 

[romeo]

wondering if there are any updates on this story...

 

[Soflason]

Suffice to say, I had to draw the line at her request to to get frunky in the frunk. “Sure it’s ample,” I said, “but not nearly ample enough.” I was concerned about the risk of hip dislocation, or the potential embarrassment and $100 dollar fee for a Ranger to come and extract us should we get stuck.

Tesla Tall Tale? Or, truth... either way, I wish you got frunky in the frunk! :wink:

 

[VolkerP]

Twitter / TeslaMotors: Chick Magnet. http://t.co/oJAnnsSQEL :biggrin:

 

[Tuan]

45yo DAM looking for a chick-magnet car

Model S seems to be the one. Any comments on color?

 

[wallet.dat]

What is a "DAM"?

Oh nevermind, I think I get it. I think a Roadster might be more suitable for this role.

 

[NoMoGas]

3 phone numbers left on windshield so far. Black

 

[tga]

What is a "DAM"?

Maybe it means something in "Clovis", where ever that is...

 

[ecarfan]

Clovis in the California Central Valley. Farm country.

 

[Plug Me In]

This one seems to work pretty well:

 

[NigelM]

acronymfinder.com/Divorced-Asian-Male-(DAM).html

 

[efusco]

acronymfinder.com/Divorced-Asian-Male-(DAM).html

Thanks for that, at first I thought it was "dame" but mistyped and left off the "e".

 

[tga]

Clovis in the California Central Valley. Farm country.

Well, it was sort of rhetorical... Despite what some people seem to think, there is a world beyond the borders of CA, and a Tesla or two out there, too.

 

[NigelM]

Mod Note: threads merged. Two threads imagining that women would really be attracted by the car a guy drives was just too much.

 

[Canuck]

Model S seems to be the one. Any comments on color?

I think colour is the least of your concerns.

 

[bonnie]

I think colour is the least of your concerns.

This.

 

[flashflood]

Model S seems to be the one. Any comments on color?

If you're looking for someone who wants to date your wallet, may as well paint it green.

 

[yobigd20]

acronymfinder.com/Divorced-Asian-Male-(DAM).html

heh. i was thinking it was going to be something more like "dual-action-mother", whatever that implies. haha

 

[scaesare]

Per the ACTUAL thread title... are you suggesting the car itself is a wealthy young woman?

 

[NoMoGas]

Mod Note: threads merged. Two threads imagining that women would really be attracted by the car a guy drives was just too much.

Well, actually if you follow the logic that expensive car = money = security it shouldn't be any shock that some women would include that in their choice of a mate.