Lol I got put in cuffs once in my life.. In 2003, driving on I-95 in Connecticut at 1am: 103 in a 65. No bail, I was let go on my own.
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In spite of the Marketing Publicity Stunt Email we got apologizing for the delays and promising dates my white/white CF Plaid has not delivery date. Battery day order RN11395XXXX
AnselmDante
Porn Stunt Double
I got put in cuffs before too. I made sure we had a safe word before we started.
That one was for you uthatcher.
EndlessPlaid
⚡EV/Tesla Nerd 🔋
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You can do better, that wasn't phallic at all.
Ooh. Me too. Im 12/6-12/26. Maybe I’ll get moved up.
BlueTangClan
Member
My EDD is September 3-17, and I still don’t have a VIN…
Waiting is brutal
Waiting is brutal
Gluber
Rn1144 ord 2/4/2021 LR white/blk 21" FSD blank
I just installed 2021.32.5 and Autopark is still missing. I'm cross posting here because this is the busy thread. Here is the original post w/ release notes missing Autopark. Any ideas why?
Autopark is missing
It seems that Autopark is missing from my Plaid. I looked after the 2021.24.4 update and no autopark. I just updated to 2021.32.5 and still no autopark. It is not even in the release notes. Anyone else having this problem? I do have FSD. Just missing Autopark. Here are my release notes.teslamotorsclub.com
Yes I have the same problem. Downloaded 32.5 last night and thought I was going to get auto park but it wasn’t there. Also not in release notes either. I have fsd also.
Also after downloading new Tesla app I can’t get summons only smart summons.
AnselmDante
Porn Stunt Double
The rest of day one, and day two of driving my car to work:
I got home late yesterday. I left the building at 5:30, but a coworker stopped me in the parking lot. He wanted to check out the car, so we went for a quick spin. When we got back, I parked in front to let him out. Another person walked out and wanted to see the car. Before I knew it, about 8 people were around the car. I demonstrated the suspension, sound effects, opened the frunk and took the rear cover off. It was 6:30 before they all left. As I was closing everything up, someone else came out and also wanted to go for a ride. I think there will be a lot of Tesla's at my work in the near future.
When I finally got home last night, I sat on the couch with my wife and dogs, thinking about the Tesla. I asked my wife if she would like to go sit in the car to mess with some of the options. She jumped at the opportunity. We spent the next hour messing with the audio controls, driver profiles, and sound effects. It was a lot of fun just sitting in the garage.
This morning, as I left for work, I noticed the seats were covered in the white dog hair that was stuck to our shirts. I realized black interior with a white dog is going to be trouble. Now I am in the market for a decent hand vac.
The drive in was just as fun as the previous day. I'm really starting to lean on the voice commands for audio streaming. I spent the whole trip trying to think of songs I haven't heard in awhile, and then sending Tesla out into the web to bring it to me. It did not disappoint. I love how each time I ask for a song, it tries to theme the next song based on that selection. I spent time using the left scroll wheel to click through the next selection, to see what else I might like. What I did not know is all of my requests are stored and displayed. I would get in trouble later tonight, when my wife frantically closed my audio app, so my 10 year old daughter did not see "She Loves My C@%& by Jackyl". Oops.
Word was starting to spread throughout the building from the test drives I gave the previous day. Several times I tried to get through the halls, only to be stopped by someone who heard about my car. While talking to them, someone who rode with me would stop to try and describe just how ridiculous the car is.
I ended up giving three more rides today. There is a stretch of straight road two streets over, so I show them the basics before we start, take them down the street, and with no traffic on the straight section, I bring the car to a full stop, and then punch it. It only lasts a few seconds, because by then I am pushing 70. I brake back to 40, and then punch it at 40 just to show how violently it accelerates even while driving. Most of the descriptions I get involve references to roller coasters, how it's the fastest thing they have ever experienced, and how they feel the acceleration in their gut.
I planned on the ride home being my last until Friday, because we are under a flash flood warning for the next two days. I decided I would get a few accelerations in, if I get the chance at a light, but other than that, I'll just flow with traffic. I hit a red light about a mile from work. There was a nice looking Audi behind me. That Audi would prove to be the most eventful part of my whole day.
The light turned green and I punched it. I pushed it to 50 and then released the accelerator back to 45. The Audi went hard as well, but also dropped off at 45 about 200 feet behind me. This road has been heavily patrolled with radar traps for months. This is a tourist town in the summer, so everyone knows to watch it on this stretch. A few miles later, traffic bunches up. The Audi has been behind me in the other lane up until now. There is a space of about one car length between me and the car ahead of me in the Audi lane. The Audi sped up and cut in front of me, with just a few feet of separation. That made me angry.
I beeped my horn. One because I was upset, and two to save the Teslacam footage. I completely forgot about my demo rides, so I got even more irritated when my horn finished off by playing La Cucaracha. I promised myself to turn that crap off, to avoid future embarrassments on the road. I'm laughing about it while typing this, but in the moment, it was humiliating.
The Audi slowed down and got beside me. It was two little *sugar* teen-ager boys, driving their daddy's RS 7. They spent the rest of that road just eyeballing me in the next lane. They turned off onto a side road eventually, and I continued to the freeway. There is only one way out of this section of town, the freeway I was heading to. What I did not know was they were planning to jump on that freeway an exit early.
As I merged onto the freeway, there they were, about 1500 feet behind me. There was no other traffic. They came up behind me at a fairly brisk pace, and then slowed as they approached. Right before they reached me, I saw there suspension shift and they pulled into the other lane to blow by me. I hit the throttle. Even though they started accelerating first, they never reached my front bumper, and lost ground fast. I slowed as we approached traffic. They pulled beside me and flipped me off, then took an exit. I hit the horn again to save the footage.
Never before have I been driving a car that is capable of shutting down anyone else looking to prove a point. I called my wife to tell her what just happened. I said I need to get this footage. Maybe I can put it on this forum, maybe even send it to Wham Bam Teslacam as my first submission. I can take the footage of them cutting me off, and then add that to the freeway footage. I couldn't wait to see them fading away in my side camera.
I got into the garage, put the vehicle in park, and pulled up the dashcam viewer. Man was this going to be awesome. That's when I found out my dashcam was not saving footage...
I had a bunch of corrupted files that were not viewable, but nothing saved from this day. I spent the next hour trying to figure it out. One thing I found, is even though I know I turned on horn beep for save feature, it was off again. Also, the Tesla SSD would not save anything. I set up my 500GB SSD, the one I should have set up last week. I verified it can record, and also with the horn. Hopefully, next time I will be ready.
All told, it was a very exciting day. Tonight we all went out for dinner, just because I needed an excuse to drive again. I saved a few dashcam files on the drive. I did one launch at a light, and wouldn't you know it, the file is missing two minutes of footage right where the launch happens. I'm guessing the force of the launch pulled on the cord. I'll investigate that more this weekend. Now to get through the next two days without driving the Tesla. I think this car may become my newest addiction. I guess there could be worse ones.
I got home late yesterday. I left the building at 5:30, but a coworker stopped me in the parking lot. He wanted to check out the car, so we went for a quick spin. When we got back, I parked in front to let him out. Another person walked out and wanted to see the car. Before I knew it, about 8 people were around the car. I demonstrated the suspension, sound effects, opened the frunk and took the rear cover off. It was 6:30 before they all left. As I was closing everything up, someone else came out and also wanted to go for a ride. I think there will be a lot of Tesla's at my work in the near future.
When I finally got home last night, I sat on the couch with my wife and dogs, thinking about the Tesla. I asked my wife if she would like to go sit in the car to mess with some of the options. She jumped at the opportunity. We spent the next hour messing with the audio controls, driver profiles, and sound effects. It was a lot of fun just sitting in the garage.
This morning, as I left for work, I noticed the seats were covered in the white dog hair that was stuck to our shirts. I realized black interior with a white dog is going to be trouble. Now I am in the market for a decent hand vac.
The drive in was just as fun as the previous day. I'm really starting to lean on the voice commands for audio streaming. I spent the whole trip trying to think of songs I haven't heard in awhile, and then sending Tesla out into the web to bring it to me. It did not disappoint. I love how each time I ask for a song, it tries to theme the next song based on that selection. I spent time using the left scroll wheel to click through the next selection, to see what else I might like. What I did not know is all of my requests are stored and displayed. I would get in trouble later tonight, when my wife frantically closed my audio app, so my 10 year old daughter did not see "She Loves My C@%& by Jackyl". Oops.
Word was starting to spread throughout the building from the test drives I gave the previous day. Several times I tried to get through the halls, only to be stopped by someone who heard about my car. While talking to them, someone who rode with me would stop to try and describe just how ridiculous the car is.
I ended up giving three more rides today. There is a stretch of straight road two streets over, so I show them the basics before we start, take them down the street, and with no traffic on the straight section, I bring the car to a full stop, and then punch it. It only lasts a few seconds, because by then I am pushing 70. I brake back to 40, and then punch it at 40 just to show how violently it accelerates even while driving. Most of the descriptions I get involve references to roller coasters, how it's the fastest thing they have ever experienced, and how they feel the acceleration in their gut.
I planned on the ride home being my last until Friday, because we are under a flash flood warning for the next two days. I decided I would get a few accelerations in, if I get the chance at a light, but other than that, I'll just flow with traffic. I hit a red light about a mile from work. There was a nice looking Audi behind me. That Audi would prove to be the most eventful part of my whole day.
The light turned green and I punched it. I pushed it to 50 and then released the accelerator back to 45. The Audi went hard as well, but also dropped off at 45 about 200 feet behind me. This road has been heavily patrolled with radar traps for months. This is a tourist town in the summer, so everyone knows to watch it on this stretch. A few miles later, traffic bunches up. The Audi has been behind me in the other lane up until now. There is a space of about one car length between me and the car ahead of me in the Audi lane. The Audi sped up and cut in front of me, with just a few feet of separation. That made me angry.
I beeped my horn. One because I was upset, and two to save the Teslacam footage. I completely forgot about my demo rides, so I got even more irritated when my horn finished off by playing La Cucaracha. I promised myself to turn that crap off, to avoid future embarrassments on the road. I'm laughing about it while typing this, but in the moment, it was humiliating.
The Audi slowed down and got beside me. It was two little *sugar* teen-ager boys, driving their daddy's RS 7. They spent the rest of that road just eyeballing me in the next lane. They turned off onto a side road eventually, and I continued to the freeway. There is only one way out of this section of town, the freeway I was heading to. What I did not know was they were planning to jump on that freeway an exit early.
As I merged onto the freeway, there they were, about 1500 feet behind me. There was no other traffic. They came up behind me at a fairly brisk pace, and then slowed as they approached. Right before they reached me, I saw there suspension shift and they pulled into the other lane to blow by me. I hit the throttle. Even though they started accelerating first, they never reached my front bumper, and lost ground fast. I slowed as we approached traffic. They pulled beside me and flipped me off, then took an exit. I hit the horn again to save the footage.
Never before have I been driving a car that is capable of shutting down anyone else looking to prove a point. I called my wife to tell her what just happened. I said I need to get this footage. Maybe I can put it on this forum, maybe even send it to Wham Bam Teslacam as my first submission. I can take the footage of them cutting me off, and then add that to the freeway footage. I couldn't wait to see them fading away in my side camera.
I got into the garage, put the vehicle in park, and pulled up the dashcam viewer. Man was this going to be awesome. That's when I found out my dashcam was not saving footage...
I had a bunch of corrupted files that were not viewable, but nothing saved from this day. I spent the next hour trying to figure it out. One thing I found, is even though I know I turned on horn beep for save feature, it was off again. Also, the Tesla SSD would not save anything. I set up my 500GB SSD, the one I should have set up last week. I verified it can record, and also with the horn. Hopefully, next time I will be ready.
All told, it was a very exciting day. Tonight we all went out for dinner, just because I needed an excuse to drive again. I saved a few dashcam files on the drive. I did one launch at a light, and wouldn't you know it, the file is missing two minutes of footage right where the launch happens. I'm guessing the force of the launch pulled on the cord. I'll investigate that more this weekend. Now to get through the next two days without driving the Tesla. I think this car may become my newest addiction. I guess there could be worse ones.
StiTChEs37
MSLR - 24-APR-21 - 19” - White - Black - FSD
They let you sit inside of it? Wtf?
Now know the birthday for my 431xxx VIN: May 25th
AnselmDante
Porn Stunt Double
25 May, 1968 St. Louis Gateway Arch
1968 : The Gateway Arch in St. Louis standing 630 feet tall, and 630 feet wide at its base is dedicated.25 May, 1925 U.S.A. John T. Scopes
1925 : A high school science teacher, John T. Scopes was indicted for teaching the theory of evolution in his classes, as the Tennessee state law prohibits the teaching of evolution in public schools.25 May, 1977 U.S.A. First Star Wars Movies Opens
1977 : Star Wars written and directed by George Lucas and released by 20th Century Fox opens in American Theaters. The original Star Wars grossed nearly $800 million world wide and won multiple awards at the 50th Annual Academy Awards and created a cult following for future Star Wars Movies.Born This Day In History 25th May
Frank OzBorn: May 25th, 1944 Hereford, England
Known For : Frank Oz is a puppeteer and voice actor known for his work with Jim Henson on The Muppet Show and Sesame Street. Oz voiced the iconic characters of Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Sam the Eagle, Grover, Bert, and the Cookie Monster. His most famous role is as Yoda in Star Wars.
May 25th 1935 U.S.A. Babe Ruth
1935 : Babe Ruth hit the 714th and final home run of his career at Forbes Field in Pittsburgh while playing for the Boston Braves against the Pittsburgh Pirates. Shortly afterwards he announced his retirement.May 25th 2021 omarsultan's Tesla Model S Plaid is assembled.
With the longest range and quickest acceleration of any electric vehicle in production, Model S Plaid is the highest performing sedan ever built.
EndlessPlaid
⚡EV/Tesla Nerd 🔋
Dude how much time did you spend researching this and putting this post together?! Great mention of the Plaid though.
Now this right here, this post is awesome. Well done.
AnselmDante
Porn Stunt Double
Lol, about 5 minutes. I just grabbed some random facts. I'm sure a lot more happened on May 25th.Dude how much time did you spend researching this and putting this post together?! Great mention of the Plaid though.
umair239
Member
Nope! No White interior at all. Been at Sep 4-24th and Sep 5-25 for my two orders.
bananaheim
Member
I received my first update today. The update took me from 4.9 to 32.5. My car has FSD. Here Are my release notes:
Compared to other pictures posted here, I seem to be missing release notes from the updates after 4.9. Am I missing something?
Compared to other pictures posted here, I seem to be missing release notes from the updates after 4.9. Am I missing something?
StiTChEs37
MSLR - 24-APR-21 - 19” - White - Black - FSD
Also… I really hope that video wasn’t actually 2021Plaid….
If it was, then the video was great!
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