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I actually use quite a few of those. And agree no spill ever. Cant beat their prices at Costco.. especially when you can get 2 for $20.

That said sometimes I want to drink my drink (hot or cold) faster than taking small sips. Which is exactly why I don't always use a cover.
Don’t sweat it, I do this all the time in my wife’s X3 on the way to taking my kid to school. Never in my 15yrs of dropping her off, have I ever spilled my coffee. Granted, it’s within a 7mi. uneventful drive but I am the same as you, I don’t like drinking hot coffee from a sipper mug.
 
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Agree, but I have problems with coffee sloshing out even with a lid.


Not necessarily!
Really? I've had drinks from McDonald's, Starbucks, boba tea places, Tesla branded metal drink bottle, Yeti 32 oz tumbler (daily coffee drinker), various other fast food cups (with lids), open pop cans, you name it, in my cup holder over the 30k miles so far (I almost always drive around with some sort of drink in the cup holder). Never once have I had any liquid splash out in my '21 MYP while driving. My wife did spill some coffee once in my cup holder, but that was with the car parked.

I'm not doubting you or anything, just find it interesting how our experiences would be so different, especially since we're both in the Twin Cities.
 
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Don’t sweat it, I do this all the time in my wife’s X3 on the way to taking my kid to school. Never in my 15yrs of dropping her off, have I ever spilled my coffee. Granted, it’s within a 7mi. uneventful drive but I am the same as you, I don’t like drinking hot coffee from a sipper mug.
In college, I would eat chicken nuggets while dipping them in the sauce container sitting right on the center armrest console of my car. Unless you were taking corners like a racecar driver.. rolling down a cobbled street or slamming on brakes at every stoplight.. the suspension in a typical sedan or SUV is smooth as butter. And I'm talking about driving a Camry. If it was a Lexus, you wouldn't even know the road imperfections were there.

Granted I do actually prefer the sporty setup of the Model Y as it makes for a lot of fun driving fast through backroads or taking highway exits. I just don't always want a ride that rough.. especially not when driving around DC which has terrible streets. Most importantly, its just not expected from a 5 or 7 seat SUV/crossover to have suspension this stiff. I could understand something like Model 3 Performance having such a stiff & jarring ride.. as that's probably the closest thing to a sports car Tesla sells.. sits very low to the ground and has a dedicated track mode.

As for the clown show. It will never bother me. If there is one thing I knew before even thinking about buying a Tesla.. is there are a lot of people who worship this brand so deeply they probably have the CEO's name tattooed somewhere on their body.
 
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In college, I would eat chicken nuggets while dipping them in the sauce container sitting right on the center armrest console of my car. Unless you taking corners racecar driver.. rolling down a cobbled street or slamming on brakes at every stoplight.. the suspension in a typical sedan or SUV is smooth as butter. And I'm talking about driving a Camry. If it was a Lexus, you wouldn't even know the road imperfections were there.

Granted I do actually prefer the sporty setup of the Model Y as it makes for a lot of fun driving fast through backroads or taking highway exits. I just don't always want a ride that rough.. especially not when driving around DC which has terrible streets. Most importantly, its just not expected from a 5 or 7 seat SUV/crossover to have suspension this stiff. I could understand something like Model 3 Performance having such a stiff & jarring ride.. as that's probably the closest thing to a sports car Tesla sells.. sits very low to the ground and has a dedicated track mode.

As for the clown show. It will never bother me. If there is one thing I knew before even thinking about buying a Tesla.. is there are a lot of people who worship this brand so deeply they probably have the CEO's name tattooed somewhere on their body.
The clown show os common on many car forums. It’s amazingly how personally people take objective comments, like they are being paid by the automaker to be cheerleaders. Even when I owned a Ferrari, 911’s, etc. in my wasteful spending years, I never took a bad comment personally. To me, they are just tools that are parked in the garage for the moments I need them. No car is perfect and based on my test drive of the MYLR they would be for my wife, it had many flaws but didn’t completely take away the feeling it would still make a great little errand car. Believe me, I much prefer the Taycan and would buy that over the MYLR in a heartbeat but my wife doesn’t like how low it sits and the lack of space compared to the MY. I may still may order one tonight just to be done with it and make the lady happy.
 
The ride is stiff. My old Model 3 was like that too. It is clearly evident on the test drive. You can do an Internet search and there are multiple articles and videos talking about it. But what I didn't know when I plopped down my $250 on 1/14, hurriedly trying to beat the mad rush, is that Tesla removed radar and sensors from the Y. Plus you now have Auto Pilot phantom braking, Musk opening up the charging network, and the quality issues still are not resolved. And this has given me pause on taking delivery. I better make up my mid soon. I have an EDD 10-24 this month.
 
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The ride is stiff. My old Model 3 was like that too. It is clearly evident on the test drive. You can do an Internet search and there are multiple articles and videos talking about it. But what I didn't know when I plopped down my $250 on 1/14 hurriedly trying to beat the mad rush is that Tesla removed radar and sensors from the Y. Plus you now have Auto Pilot phantom braking, Musk opening up the charging network, and the quality issues still are not resolved. And this has given me pause on taking delivery. I better make up my mid soon. I have an EDD 10-24 this month.
All valid concerns. The PB makes me a little nervous as people love to tailgate. Sure it would be the other persons fault for slamming into me but I really don’t want to deal with it or get injured because of it.
 
Well thank you kind sir. I will do absolutely that. Continue to drive my car and drink my drink exactly how I like it.

Wait until I tell you I also eat in my car *gasp*.. and without a cover on my food.

I presume you own a circus. Possibly a clown show?
Seriously you probably would be better off in a Kia Telluride. Rides like it is on soft foam. No road feel. No road noise. No sporty handling.
 
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Seriously you probably would be better off in a Kia Telluride. Rides like it is on soft foam. No road feel. No road noise. No sporty handling.
You realize that there is actually a spectrum of ride quality and many people want something softer than a brick but firmer than a down pillow, right? LIke I’ve said, I’ve driven many cars and plenty thad had good road feel and handling while still riding comfortably.

Comments like this bother me - they essentially try to dismiss someone’s complaint by falsely giving choices of extremes and lumping the person as someone who likes the other extreme.
 
You realize that there is actually a spectrum of ride quality and many people want something softer than a brick but firmer than a down pillow, right? LIke I’ve said, I’ve driven many cars and plenty thad had good road feel and handling while still riding comfortably.

Comments like this bother me - they essentially try to dismiss someone’s complaint by falsely giving choices of extremes and lumping the person as someone who likes the other extreme.
It should bother you. The original criticism bothered me so much that I ended up posting a bothersome post. Ughhh
 
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German vehicle are typically suspended to provide rock solid response on the unlimited speed Autobahn.

American cars have different parameters. If you are used to the German stuff, perhaps the Tesla will be less familiar.

Perhaps an acceptable offering will come from the aftermarket, with higher spec. shocks and springs. Bilstein should be up to the task.
 
So I’m literally in a Tesla Center now and gave a tech (not a sales cat) the gist of this thread and the whole old v new suspension etc. He said they’ve not changed the springs or dampers on the Y ever - the ‘comfort’ update they made was a control arm tweak.

Not sure how that could make things more supple but there you have it.

I have a 2023 Y with no USS and crap ride quality.

But it farts on demand 👍

Your faith in the service center tech is heartwarming, but misguided. When people getting the new MYP with the change to the rear brakes asked about it, service center tech's had no idea what they were talking about... that is just one example that "springs" to mind... yeah, bad pun intended :D

Keith
 
Agree, but I have problems with coffee sloshing out even with a lid.


Not necessarily!
If your Contigo cup spills you have the wrong cup. Contigo has several versions. The one with the spring loaded button is the only one that is truly spill proof. The instant you release pressure on the button it snaps shut, o rings and all, the only way to spill with it is to turn it over while holding the button down, a deliberate move. It can be dropped in the seat, dropped on the floor, dropped on a concrete parking lot, zero spill.

I’ve purchased a couple hundred different style “no spill” coffee cups and only the spring loaded Contigo lives up to that claim. My motivation for this search for a spill proof coffee cup was my BMW 7 series which had the worst designed cup holders ever. A complex folding contraption that pops out of the dash. The entire scissor design was held together with a tiny piece of cheap plastic 4 mm long and 1 mm in diameter. When it broke, which it did on a regular basis, the entire holder would fall out of the dash in pieces. Replacement cost was nearly $300 for parts alone. I had it replaced four times under warranty, then had it glued shut once it was out of warranty. I talked with an engineer at BMW USA about it and his reply was, “If you want a cup holder, buy a coffee table.” I replied that a coffee table was better engineered for its purpose than BMW’s cup holder. He told me to f*** off and hung up on me. Now THAT’S customer service!
 
If your Contigo cup spills you have the wrong cup. Contigo has several versions. The one with the spring loaded button is the only one that is truly spill proof. The instant you release pressure on the button it snaps shut, o rings and all, the only way to spill with it is to turn it over while holding the button down, a deliberate move. It can be dropped in the seat, dropped on the floor, dropped on a concrete parking lot, zero spill.

I’ve purchased a couple hundred different style “no spill” coffee cups and only the spring loaded Contigo lives up to that claim. My motivation for this search for a spill proof coffee cup was my BMW 7 series which had the worst designed cup holders ever. A complex folding contraption that pops out of the dash. The entire scissor design was held together with a tiny piece of cheap plastic 4 mm long and 1 mm in diameter. When it broke, which it did on a regular basis, the entire holder would fall out of the dash in pieces. Replacement cost was nearly $300 for parts alone. I had it replaced four times under warranty, then had it glued shut once it was out of warranty. I talked with an engineer at BMW USA about it and his reply was, “If you want a cup holder, buy a coffee table.” I replied that a coffee table was better engineered for its purpose than BMW’s cup holder. He told me to f*** off and hung up on me. Now THAT’S customer service!
You want to drive or drink coffee? That is the BMW attitude.
 
If your Contigo cup spills you have the wrong cup. Contigo has several versions. The one with the spring loaded button is the only one that is truly spill proof.
I use the same cup that I've used for the last 10 years and never spills in any other car. If the only cup you can use is one that can be used in a demolition derby it's a pretty poor commentary on the suspension.
 
I disagree with this. If WLTP is standard in Europe, everyone has to list the range as such or consumers would have no way of comparing range between models. The test cycle is what it is. Hey, as far as we know they're not taping the doors and pumping the tires to the brink of explosion like the ICE makers used to do.
As per the old test cycle, they were allowed to do a lot more than that.

In addition to taping doors, they also removed the passenger side wing mirror (Technically not a requirement in a lot of European countries), they also put in a smaller, lighter battery, that would only have enough juice to start the car and run it for 30 minutes, they would remove the alternator belt, so the car would not have to spin the alternator, and i have even heard of instances of them putting very thin oil in the engine to lower internal resistance. The engine would seize up if driven with the thin oil on a regular basis.

All to "pump" up the range, to be able to put bigger numbers in their sales material, but also because in some European countries, the road tax is more a "Pollution tax" and this is usually calculated based on the mileage. The logic behind this is "The more mpg, the less it pollutes per mile driven".

As per the NEDC cycle my previous diesel car was rated at 66 mpg on the NEDC cycle, but in 2018 they were forced to retest my exact model / engine combo, it using the WLTP cycle and then it only got 47 mpg

In realility the 47 mpg was fairly possible to achieve, the 66 would only have been possible if you started the journey at the top of a very large mountain and only tested while driving down the mountain :)

47 was not possible in winter, if mainly doing shorter 20 miles or less trips, as the diesel took forever to warm up the engine.
 
Only partly clickbait. I wouldn’t say I’m a hater but pretty cynical and hard to please. This could also be read as uncompromising or a refusal to lower my standards. Either way, I think I’m a pretty fair person. So here’s my review of my first month of Model Y/LR ownership. I’m coming from decades of BMW ownership as a benchmark and I work on all my older BMWs and motorbikes so have a decent grasp of design, engineering and parts/cost ratios etc.

BODY
I think it looks great. I don’t understand how anyone could call it remotely ugly. Tesla have managed to create a recognisable design language for their brand and not look over-designed (Germans of today) or anonymous (Far East). I quite like the crossover style shape but the only colour to get was midnight grey. White looks like an appliance and black looks like a taxi. Red is silly. I wanted black wheels but was never going for the bigger 20” as I knew the ride would suck. So instant swap for the same factory Gemini’s in satin black, the local wheel specialists have them on the shelf. I think they’re Tesla’s best looking wheel. Very happy with the looks, which are important to me.

INTERIOR
This is a massive success. Tesla’s decision to be bold and centre everything around a large screen makes the cabin a great place to be. Pillar-less glass roof, pillar-less doors are ace and the general zen vibes match the eco-smugness of wafting about town quietly - it’s a great place to be. Big thumbs up on this and the concealed venting system which helps maintain that minimalism is also smart - a coherent and well executed CONCEPT. The quality is not bad - it’s not premium German but seems solid enough. The pillar linings are cheap and the mats are thin but the dash, console and door cards are decent - the door cards especially have four different materials which I appreciate. The vegan leather is not close to leather at all but it’s not at all vinyl vibes. Storage is excellent from boot to frunk and centre console, class leading, open and shut case. Wireless chargers - again a no brainer.

DRIVE
The ride is awful. Even with the 19s. I cannot for the life of me understand why this could be as they must have had all the time and engineers they needed to tune and calibrate dampers before setting the final spec. As with other things, feels like Tesla’s are made for California / USA billiard smooth roads and to hell with everyone else. Drives ok but a large part of this is the nature of point-and-squirt EVs. Flabby handling but then the firm ride does get some body control. I have an LR and the range is disappointing, I cannot get remotely close to the 300+ miles and I'm no Senna. Even a solid 300 is far fetched. I hate being sold 'lab miles' is still legal.

INFOTAINMENT
Like the driver profile system with phone as key - excellent. Memorising settings as you change things - excellent. The UI and UX is poor however. Really poor. A mess of incoherence and bad design, not at all driver focused / safety focused. If you base your whole driving interaction around that one screen it must be FLAWLESS and it isn’t. Why aren't voice prompts used more? And voice commands are poor for a tech company. Some say it’s because they’re focused on future (LOL) autonomy so the driver isn’t important but it’s poor even in that context. I’ve covered this elsewhere.

FEATURES / SPEC
I really like the idea that there is no spec list to jack up the price. You get everything as standard (though that was probably a build efficiency decision than offering great customer value) but I dig it. I think the Enhanced Autopilot and FSD upgrades are a nonsense, especially in a congested big city like London where plain old PARKING SENSORS would be more welcome. Those software options are stupidly priced and criminally marketed. And I mean that in the go-to-prison sense. I can't believe people pay for them. Glad I swerved.

BUYING EXPERIENCE
Awful. Queued up in a cold tent, had my keys thrown at me and pretty much told to find my car and get out of there. Then again, people were QUEUING to take the things, at what other 'dealer' do you see that? This was after a few false starts on actual delivery. I’m exaggerating a tiny bit but it wasn’t far off. Let's just say it wasn't a £60K experience.

CUSTOMER SERVICE
Non existant. The flat out ignoring of customers asking for return calls / emails, the random feature yanks and flat out LYING about what the car can / might do in the future is astonishing. How they get away with this is mad. Feels like you're totally alone once they've got your cash, a horrible feeling. Strong brands are built AFTER purchase.

So in short, I want to love the car but Tesla is making me feel ‘meh’ about it. If they just focused a bit more on a few things it would be excellent. But their shitty attitude (and Elon’s BS) has absolutely put me off a second one or another one later on.

They get away with it because they have a whole legion to make excuses for them.
 
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