Well, I am back.
First, the Homelink still would not program after the last service center visit (simply skipped over the programming screens and claimed success), so a mobile tech was sent up a week ago to fix that. He got it programmed, and he also showed me how to override the falcon doors to open all the way based on location since the driver's side door always stopped rising a foot, and I'd have to hold the open button for a while to get it open the rest of the way. We tried it, but it still was stopping, but the tech thought it was because the car was parked on a slight slope (....really?).
A few hours later, I parked in the garage and tried to door. It opened a foot like always. I did the override on the screen, held the open button up multiple times until it beeped and said saved, and tried the door a couple times. During one of the opening tests, something snapped in the middle hinge of the door and I heard what sounded like a piece of metal fall...possibly inside the door? The door was then stuck raised up about a foot, and none of the buttons would do anything. I called roadside. While sitting on hold for an hour, the car momentarily showed an error message that the low voltage battery was about to die. Roadside answered, and they told me they could not help and that they would have the service center call first thing in the morning. Sometime during my conversation with roadside, the error message about the battery went away. The service center never called, so I reached out to them a day later. They asked me to push down on the door in an attempt to close it so I could drive it to the service center. I pushed down on the door, as instructed, and something else popped in the hinge and the door free fell straight down and hit the door threshold (where the latch is)....HARD. Thankfully I did not have my hands under the door at the time. I picked up the door, and there was no resistance at all.
Tesla then sent the same tech back out (who has been to my home ~8x now and is fantastic). He said the two struts that hold the middle hinge probably broke and found a piece of plastic that had fallen into the cabin from one of the struts (they are made from plastic???). He got the door closed after disassembling it from the inside and said the car would be towed the next day to the service center because it was not safe to drive because he was concerned the door latch may not hold. Well, the "next day" was Friday....yesterday. Nobody ever came to tow the car. I sent a message to the service center at noon. No response still.
Funnily enough, a tech at the service center asked me a week ago why I had not lemoned the car yet. It seems headed that way right now. My wife's comment after the door free fell was "If that amount of pressure was all it took for the door to snap and fall down on you, why should we feel safe standing under it during strong winds while putting our kids inside?" Now I cannot get that thought out of my head.