I'm going to get a bunch of thumbs down for this, but I don't care.... I wouldn't accept that car.
A lot of the paint issues were caused by the transportation company, but some are actual paint flaws.
The problem with getting paint "fixed" is that it can never be done to the same
quality and
durability level of factory paint.
Unfortunately, the vast majority of that damage is from vehicle handling, not actual factory issues. Tesla needs to get after their transportation companies for this.
You paid $60k+ for that car. I would hold them to a $60k car standard.
Since you did actually take delivery and accept the vehicle, I believe your only recourse is to return it. Unfortunately, every return experience posted here that I've read has been a lengthy ordeal. And I believe that returning the car prevents you from ordering the same trim level car for six months.
However, since you were unable to see the defects, damage, etc. under the conditions that existed at the SC at the time of delivery, you *might* be able to get the six month wait waived.
But there is absolutely no way that I'd accept that car. If I were in your shoes, I'd return it and take the six month hit if necessary.
I'm really sorry this happened to you, man. About the only silver lining I have for you is that the car is so good that it's actually worth going through the hassle of returning it and trying again in six months.
You could let them try and fix it, but you'll be left with a repaired vehicle, with repaired paint. To me, that's not a new car. And you
paid for a new car.
This just... sucks.