UGH just pretend they aren't there then! Do what you would do in any other car, problem solved.
"Oh but then there's a third row seat doing nothing...." is it an option YOU ordered or something standard you couldn't opt out of? If YOU ordered it and YOU don't like it now, then next time don't order it right?
It's now an obvious disadvantage that wasn't apparent when I ordered the vehicle. I will have to advise others to consider this downside when ordering a MS. I'm not likely to be ordering another $100k+ vehicle any time soon but yes I will know better next time. I don't see why this post was such a problem for everybody, but at least some people provided helpful suggestions.
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That's a plus for the Tesla, not a minus. In any other car you would need a car seat, apparently you still need one in the Tesla in some cases, but not all.
I agree it is a plus for the Tesla but not as much of a plus as I had thought when I ordered it.
In any other car you would never be on the side of a freeway in the middle of nowhere with no safe way to get your kids home (unless you took them there unsafely without a car seat in the first place).
I'm not knocking Tesla, but it is a non-obvious disadvantage of the third-row seats. It is also something other buyers should be more aware of. I also received some useful suggestions on here (the most useful of which was the BubbleBum option which I had never heard about). I don't see the harm in my post and why I received so much negative feedback.
I didn't say the MS was not a good road trip vehicle. I didn't even say it wasn't a good road trip vehicle for me. I simply said I'm not confident it is a good road trip vehicle for me. That means I'm not sure. It also doesn't imply it isn't a good road trip vehicle for you or anybody else.
Finally there is an obvious way that Tesla could mitigate the situation if they wanted to: their Tesla-certified tow trucks could have two booster seats in them (like the BubbleBum).
If that is too arduous or expensive for Tesla then perhaps they can come up with a better plan for roadside assistance to use in this case. For example, find a local Enterprise dealership who can deliver a car with one or two carseats already installed.
I really don't understand the amount of negativity I have received. Tesla has a unique feature and this makes it a less valuable unique feature. There have been some good ideas here on how to mitigate the partial disadvantage. There are also ways Tesla could mitigate the partial disadvantage. How is this a harmful discussion?