Sir Guacamolaf
The good kind of fat
I'll take the contrarian view and give you some downsides of owning an EV
- You can't commit suicide by closing the garage and turning the car on.
- Plus you'll get super soft because you can heat and cool the car in the garage from your phone
- And you won't make new friends with all those friendly people at the gas station.
- You waste a lot of time oogling at the car.
- You'll HATE all other cars, and they will all smell like petrol, ALL the time.
- You will wonder what the craze is about all those fumes and loud fart noises other cars make.
- You will discuss Tesla stuff with Tesla owners, and many others will think of you as elitists, first world problem types.
- Your friends will label you as a Tesla fanboy, and you'll be on a constant mission to educate them.
- You will spend way too much time here.
- You will begin to educate yourself on the damage we are causing to the environment, get alarmed and make many other big changes in your life.
- Your friends will always want to ride with you
- Your family will find excuses to go on road trips
- 1AM on a wintry night, you will run down to the garage in your underwear in -10F just because Tesla decided to roll out a new software update.
- And then you will read all the release notes, and discuss them till 5 AM with everyone here.
- You will develop a paranoia for minivans and shopping carts.
- You'll probably hold your farts until you exit the car. I know I do. Oh c'mon, like you don't!? Sicko
- And a few years later, you'll end up buying another Tesla and do it all over again.