Nothing Compares 2 U

[elecTED]

It's been eleven hours and 121 days
Since I ordered a Tesla M3 Grey
I'm on the forum all night and phone all day
Since I ordered a Tesla M3 Grey

Since ordering online I can do whatever I want
I can buy any EV I choose
I can order a Jaguar I-Pace or even a fancy BMW i8
But nothing
I said nothing can take away my Tesla blues

'Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to you

It's been so lonely without my M3 here
Like a driveway without a car
What is causing my Tesla SR+ order to be stalling
Tell me, baby, where did I go wrong

I could put my hands on every EV that I see
But they'd only remind me of you
I went to the doctor and guess what he told me?
Guess what he told me?
He said, "Boy, why did you order 19inch wheels and a tow"
But he's a fool

'Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to you

All promises that you made, Musk, in California
They're on YouTube and Twitter
I know that living without you, Tesla, will sometimes be hard
But I'm willing to keep on waiting

Nothing compares
Nothing compares to you
Nothing compares
Nothing compares to you
Nothing compares
Nothing compares to you

 

[bjhinkle]

This made my day. Thank you. Haha. My wife heard me reading it and recognized the song by the cadence. So we compared lyrics and you did well. lol.

 

[AEdennis]

It's been eleven hours and 121 days
Since I ordered a Tesla M3 Grey
I'm on the forum all night and phone all day
Since I ordered a Tesla M3 Grey

Since ordering online I can do whatever I want
I can buy any EV I choose
I can order a Jaguar I-Pace or even a fancy BMW i8
But nothing
I said nothing can take away my Tesla blues

'Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to you

It's been so lonely without my M3 here
Like a driveway without a car
What is causing my Tesla SR+ order to be stalling
Tell me, baby, where did I go wrong

I could put my hands on every EV that I see
But they'd only remind me of you
I went to the doctor and guess what he told me?
Guess what he told me?
He said, "Boy, why did you order 19inch wheels and a tow"
But he's a fool

'Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to you

All promises that you made, Musk, in California
They're on YouTube and Twitter
I know that living without you, Tesla, will sometimes be hard
But I'm willing to keep on waiting

Nothing compares
Nothing compares to you
Nothing compares
Nothing compares to you
Nothing compares
Nothing compares to you

Now I hear Sinead O'Connor in my head!

 

[Petrocelli]

Now I hear Sinead O'Connor in my head!

Funny. I think of Prince when I hear this song.

 

[AEdennis]

Funny. I think of Prince when I hear this song.

It is a Prince song, but first time I've heard it was the Sinead version...

 

[elecTED]

This made my day. Thank you. Haha. My wife heard me reading it and recognized the song by the cadence. So we compared lyrics and you did well. lol.

Glad you enjoyed it.

Hopefully it will bring a (temporary) cheer to some who are enduring frustrating delivery delays.

 

[Roy W.]

Now I hear Sinead O'Connor in my head!

I remember the Sinead video with tears rolling down her cheeks!

Quite appropriate really for all you folks waiting for your Model 3s, tears rolling down your cheeks

 

[elecTED]

I remember the Sinead video with tears rolling down her cheeks!

Quite appropriate really for all you folks waiting for your Model 3s, tears rolling down your cheeks

Yes, it's a little UK and Model 3 centric

Hold on tight... an updated version will be posted very shortly!

 

[elecTED]

It's been eleven hours and 119 days
Since I ordered a Tesla M3 Grey
I'm on the forum all night and phone all day
Since I ordered a Tesla M3 Grey

Since ordering online I can do whatever I want
I can buy any EV I choose
I can order a Jaguar I-Pace or even a fancy BMW i8
But nothing
I said nothing can take away my Tesla blues

'Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to you

It's been so lonely without my M3 here
Like a driveway without a car
What is causing my Model 3 SR+ order to be stalling
Tell me, Musky, where did I go wrong

I could put my hands on every EV that I see
But they'd only remind me of you
I went to the showroom and guess what they told me?
Guess what they told me?
They said, "Boy, why did you order 19inch wheels and a tow"
But they are fools

'Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to you

All promises that you made, Musky, in California
They're on YouTube and Twitter
I know that living without you, Tesla, will sometimes be hard
But I'm willing to keep on waiting

Nothing compares
Nothing compares to you
Nothing compares
Nothing compares to you
Nothing compares
Nothing compares to you

 

[harlanlimpert]

Love this! Creative and fun. Thanks.

 

[Yev000]

 

[ashtonjones]

It's been eleven hours and 121 days
Since I ordered a Tesla M3 Grey
I'm on the forum all night and phone all day
Since I ordered a Tesla M3 Grey

Since ordering online I can do whatever I want
I can buy any EV I choose
I can order a Jaguar I-Pace or even a fancy BMW i8
But nothing
I said nothing can take away my Tesla blues

'Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to you

It's been so lonely without my M3 here
Like a driveway without a car
What is causing my Tesla SR+ order to be stalling
Tell me, baby, where did I go wrong

I could put my hands on every EV that I see
But they'd only remind me of you
I went to the doctor and guess what he told me?
Guess what he told me?
He said, "Boy, why did you order 19inch wheels and a tow"
But he's a fool

'Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to you

All promises that you made, Musk, in California
They're on YouTube and Twitter
I know that living without you, Tesla, will sometimes be hard
But I'm willing to keep on waiting

Nothing compares
Nothing compares to you
Nothing compares
Nothing compares to you
Nothing compares
Nothing compares to you

Brilliant ! Made me laugh... been there could have used this version... One thing... you are missing "cause" at the top of the last chorus ! Prince would love this ... may he R.I.P.

 

[RjbT3]

That was so funny. Had to play Sinead on youtube in the background while I read it. Spot on!

 

[Grappicker]

Classic post...however this is a very important question that may have you voted off the island quickly.

Are you referring to Prince or Shanaid. Don't lie!!

Johb

 

[tinkererguy]

 

[Andy O]

Now someone please make the karaoke version!

 

[rubberfish]

Amazing!

 

[elecTED]

Brilliant ! Made me laugh... been there could have used this version... One thing... you are missing "cause" at the top of the last chorus ! Prince would love this ... may he R.I.P.

Thanks, I think I’ll do another update.

 

[elecTED]

Now someone please make the karaoke version!

Are you volunteering?

 

[elecTED]

Classic post...however this is a very important question that may have you voted off the island quickly.

Are you referring to Prince or Shanaid. Don't lie!!

Johb

They are both great artists but I’m so used to hearing the Sinead version with the iconic video.