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Ode to Tejon Ranch, Christmas 2015

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by bmah, Dec 29, 2015.

  1. bmah

    bmah Moderator, Model S/X, California Forums

    Mar 17, 2015
    Lafayette, CA, USA
    "Ode to Tejon Ranch, Christmas 2015"
    Lyrics by bmah @ Tesla Motors Club

    Sung to the tune of "Do you Want to Build a Snowman?"
    Original Music and Lyrics by Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez
    Published by Wonderland Music Company, Inc. (BMI)


    (knock knock knock knock knock)

    Do you want to build a Web site?
    It can tell me where to charge
    I think I'm waiting more and more
    The lines are long
    Just make them go away!

    Charging used to be so easy
    And now it's not
    I wish you would tell me why!

    Do you want to build a Web site?
    It doesn't have to be a Web site...

    Okay, bye...

    (knock knock knock knock knock)

    Do you want to build a Web site?
    It says where Superchargers are full?
    I think some help is overdue
    I've started talking to
    The other owners in the mall!

    (Hang in there, Joan.)

    It gets a little boring
    All these waiting cars
    Just watching the hours tick by...

    (tick tock tick tick tick tock)

    (knock knock knock)

    Data, please, I know you've got it
    Owners are asking what to do
    They say, "be flexible" and I'm trying to
    I'm ready to
    Just let me in

    I need a Supercharger
    It's just you and me
    What are we gonna do?

    Do you want to build a Web site?

    [Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen...rep points greatly
    appreciated. Enjoy the rest of the show...I'll be here all week!]

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