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Ode to Tejon Ranch, Christmas 2015


Moderator, Model S/X, California Forums
Mar 17, 2015
Lafayette, CA, USA
"Ode to Tejon Ranch, Christmas 2015"
Lyrics by bmah @ Tesla Motors Club

Sung to the tune of "Do you Want to Build a Snowman?"
Original Music and Lyrics by Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez
Published by Wonderland Music Company, Inc. (BMI)


(knock knock knock knock knock)

Do you want to build a Web site?
It can tell me where to charge
I think I'm waiting more and more
The lines are long
Just make them go away!

Charging used to be so easy
And now it's not
I wish you would tell me why!

Do you want to build a Web site?
It doesn't have to be a Web site...

Okay, bye...

(knock knock knock knock knock)

Do you want to build a Web site?
It says where Superchargers are full?
I think some help is overdue
I've started talking to
The other owners in the mall!

(Hang in there, Joan.)

It gets a little boring
All these waiting cars
Just watching the hours tick by...

(tick tock tick tick tick tock)

(knock knock knock)

Data, please, I know you've got it
Owners are asking what to do
They say, "be flexible" and I'm trying to
I'm ready to
Just let me in

I need a Supercharger
It's just you and me
What are we gonna do?

Do you want to build a Web site?

[Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen...rep points greatly
appreciated. Enjoy the rest of the show...I'll be here all week!]

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