He's on stage making incredible promises. There's no way. There's just no way he can do this! He can't do this. It's impossible: $35K base price gives you 215 miles range, 5 star ratings in all crash categories, standard supercharging for everyone, 0-60 less than 6 seconds. OMFG. Autopilot hardware standard. Doubling number of superchargers by end of next year. My jaw is on the floor. He's gonna break the internet. He's gonna break the world. I'm gonna fall out of my chair. His mouth is writing REALLY BIG CHECKS tonight. God damn Elon - lead us forward!!!!!!!