P911DL Over $300,000 Invested

[BoerumHill]

Whew! Now I guess you can't see what I post! This posting has really made my day. Showing a $3M valuation, a stock photo, adding car washes to the valuation, adding previous charging to the valuation (and obviously only Supercharging) and $40k for an Elon signed sunvisor (I could also copy the signature off of a charger onto my visor)

This is just so funny! If anyone does buy this, please PM me. Either to let me know that I'm completely off-base or just how much it was sold for.

You like fishin’?

 

[BoerumHill]

p911 means it's 9.11 times better than P100DL. Worth about $1m at least

also 9/11 never forget

This one goes to 11

 

[BoerumHill]

Would buy but my liquidity is currently being held in escrow by a Nigerian Prince. PM me if it’s still available in ten days as I’m expecting a handsome ROI on the transaction.

 

[Kuhz]

Bump

 

[jebinc]

Bump

Didn't you mean "Bump"?

 

[Kuhz]

Didn't you mean "Bump"?

Yes.

 

[jebinc]

Yes.

 

[BarryL]

Jamesbrown, what’s wrong with you? I think you’ve undervalued that gem. I’m offering $559,995

 

[EXOTIC1]

So why aren't you going for the Vroom offer?

Adding car washes to the value of the car? ROTFLMAO.

On a 5 year old car with old technology I wish you lucjkgetting over $100k

It may help to show an actual photo of the car, not a wheel ad.

...hook...line...sinker

 

[NoCharge]

Best thread of the day.....

Willing to do owner financing until i get some cash in the next 10 to 15 yrs? Let me know really interested in this amazing jem of a car.

 

[R1Fast]

Whew! Now I guess you can't see what I post! This posting has really made my day. Showing a $3M valuation, a stock photo, adding car washes to the valuation, adding previous charging to the valuation (and obviously only Supercharging) and $40k for an Elon signed sunvisor (I could also copy the signature off of a charger onto my visor)

This is just so funny! If anyone does buy this, please PM me. Either to let me know that I'm completely off-base or just how much it was sold for.

Yep, you're just slightly off base

I'm glad this is a joke. The high quality photoshop of the first digit in the Vroom offer isn't the same color as the other digits. Dead give away along with every other element of the post. Very consistent at least! Haha.

 

[byeLT4]

Once they get into the mils, they use different coloring so it can be easy to distinguish. Millionaires time is precious!

 

[iqless]

This shows how big of a scammer the Vroom people are. Trying to buy this amazing car for a measly $3m.

 

[tomas]

You take fitbitcoin? I offer 20 million steps.

 

[IGdawgI]

I have a 2014 P85DL with Version 4 battery and AP 0.5. It is capable of a 0-60 at 2.5 seconds. No other Tesla can do this. More valuable than a P100DL. New Hampshire has no tax on used cars or new cars, so you save 8% by buying from me. Therefore, I am raising the price 10%. Asking $160,000, which is a great deal.

Too many modifications to list.
- MSRP - $150,000
- Gold powder coated wheels $10,000
- Tint $2,000
- Carbon fiber spoiler - $5,000
- 42 car washes and 8 details sesions - $22,000
- 5 years of charging - $5.000
- Sun Visor signed by Elon Musk - $40,000

When did you get this Vroom offer? Are you trying to pull a fast one on us Non educated Tesla members?

Good luck with the sale. Im glad you had very detailed documented car washes. What brand soap did you use; and what was the ratio of soap concentrate to water? That's very important for me as Im very interested and am comparing your vehicle to the other one listed for $175k.

 

[Doug_G]

Mod Note: I received a complaint about this thread from the owner of the VIN used.

Very clearly this is a parody thread. And pretty funny. But I've deleted the VIN from the graphics that people have uploaded.

 

[phalseid]

Is FULL SELF DRIVING activated on this? This is the only tesla that can fully drive by itself, as of right now, right?

 

[iqless]

You take fitbitcoin? I offer 20 million steps.

Wow I can be healthy for 20,000 days with this! That's like 60 years!

 

[Daddy S]

It’s ok jamesy stay patient the deal will come eventually even if u have to wait another 3 yrs it’s so worth it

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This one should hold u over till you can lease the model x for $300/month. It’s the perfect size for u

 

[iqless]

New rule: If you post a pic of a car diamond stitched seating, you win the argument, no matter what the argument was about and whether it actually had to do with diamond stitching, seats, or car interiors generally