- Wait - why is the car so cold, and why isn't it ready to go once I fasten the seat belt??
- How do I start this thing again?? Oh, right, push button on the dash...
- What's all that RACKET?!? Oh, right - ICE, and diesel, to boot...
- Arrrgghhh - I didn't mean to activate the wipers!!
- Where's the shifter again - oh, yeah - that big lever in the console
- Whoa - started moving as soon as I shifted - hit the brakes, quick!
- What's all that RACKET?!? - part deux
- Noise changed - oh, right, this thing has a transmission!
- (approaching a stoplight) - Brakes, brakes, brakes!
- (squeezes throttle) - 425+ lb. ft. of torque at ~1300 rpm used to seem like a LOT! Now, notsomuch, at least compared with 475 lb. ft. @ ZERO rpm.
- Wow - the B&O audio definitely doesn't sound as good as the system in my M3P
- (squints) - How am I supposed to see the NAV on that tiny screen?!?!
- Sure wish these seats were as comfy as mine...
- I'm in a parking spot - why is the engine still running?
- (walks away from the car) LOCK ALREADY, stupid car!