Well, carefully pondering your questions...
From a British perspective. I do not consider a chip in the paint quite the same as uncooked filet minion or a poor steak and kidney pie; now if the car did not run, maybe the AC was making some horrific noise then I would defiantly not accept the vehicle. God I do love a great steak and kidney pie, you just cant find a good one here in SoCal. That and a fresh pint or a good Bourbon, heaven.
As for the telly, nothing I had seen in the pictures amounted to a cracked screen on a telly. There was not even a cracked window on the car. So if I want to put it into context...let's say the there was a scratch to the stand on the telly and the store had offered to fix it at a later date....would I reject it? Probably not, especially if Arsenal were plying Manchester that evening.
As for the hospital visit...You Sir, have a very vivid imagination. Not sure if I should be happy for your wife or scared for her. I suppose it would make it hard to chew ones finger nail. I might have nightmares after thinking about this. So would that be nail toward palm or finger bending away from the palm (upside down?) I will Google it.
Don't get your knickers in a twist mate. I sincerely hope that you get a car to your liking and that it runs for a long time.
PS Don't send the kid back, you will grow to love it (most of the time). I did see the attached picture the other day and laughed.
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