Yeah, that's the conundrum. An aftermarket dashcam solution could potentially work, but it comes with its own hassles:
1) Need at least 4 cams: 2 front/rear, 1 for each side. Thieves generally break-in via side windows. I have a 2021, so they can't break the front 2 windows (laminated), so need coverage of the rear window area as well. But the side cameras also need to look outwards to catch anyone keying the car. The side cams also need to be mounted correctly so it doesnt interfere with side windows operation, perhaps clip into the headliner?
2) Need to figure out a way to hardwire the 4 cams properly. Teslas don't have a traditional fusebox.
3) The cams need smart software. Each cam (or the system) would need bluetooth and an app that automatically connects with my phone when I get in, and notifies me of any recent suspicious activity. I don't want to have to poll each camera individually and look through the footage every time I get in. I especially don't want to constantly remove the SD cards and manually inspect the footage on a PC. (I don't do a 360 walk of the vehicle each time I get in, so if there's keying or dings on the passenger side, I won't notice it until the next carwash. Maybe this is something I need to start doing regardless of Sentry Mode.)
Phew! Now that $14/week Sentry Mode investment is sounding mighty good right now.