Johan
Ex got M3 in the divorce, waiting for EU Model Y!
Can't help but to reference the opening paragraph. It's actually very entertaining and the guy's got some kind of weird talent with words, in the midst of all the delusions. Note how he doesn't claim the damage was necessarily caused by aliens, but "stranger things have happened". LOL.
"SpaceX’s Falcon 9 rocket made history on April 8, 2016, for it’s successful upright landing on an offshore drone in the Atlantic Ocean. Amidst the jovial bouts of celebration, news of damage to the rocket slipped under the radar. The company believes the Falcon 9 will not be able to fly again. Now, skeptics are beginning to ask questions. Is this just a result of poor design, or is there a potential conspiracy to examine? Not to say that UFO’s are the direct cause of this, but stranger things have happened. As always, NASA denies any such occurrence."
