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Still Waiting on Holiday Release Part 2 Update
- Thread starter Rippin1Gear
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What you need is a cure for cancer, not a software update.
I have insider info that says that the next update will come in the future. If it doesn't come out this week it's because of bugs. If it doesn't come out the following week, it's because they found more bugs.
I heard the update will be released some time and will contain new features that people will whine about.
All they'll need to do is allow for the speaker to broadcast whatever the microphone is picking up. Lots of whining, sobbing, and crying.
Well, sure seems there’s no part 2 and Elon’s claim that the full set of features were pathetically below any definition of “hot/fire”. Anyone who takes Musk at his word is just a ****ing idiot. He’s as trustworthy as the average care salesman at your local car dealer.
What makes you think there is no part two? It hasn't even been a month. And also, who cares?
So when part 2 does get released, what will you say then? No reason to think it won't be released. SW updates are always getting released for our Teslas. Are you saying we'll never get another one? This salesman thinks you'll be proven incorrect.
aerowave
Member
“it hasn’t even been a month”
Well, it has now and I fail to see how anyone could claim something is a “holiday update” if it’s a month past the holidays
The last time i checked memorial day is a holiday.
What may have happened is that the outcry over the intern-written UI threw a monkey wrench into their Holiday update plans. Instead of putting in more farting noises and games to complete Part 2 of the Holiday Update, they're now scrambling to make the fonts bigger and the low-resolution over-the-shoulder view of the car smaller.
The Holiday Update will morph into the April Fool's update!
The Holiday Update will morph into the April Fool's update!
Tarpan
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Tarpan
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dmicah
Internet Weasel
That would be unironically useful. There have been times in the past I've had to tell someone something as they exit the house while I'm in the car (a good 20-30 feet away)
It would be neat to be able to do that both without having to yell as much, and without rolling down the window if it's cold or raining.
smogne41
Active Member
I wonder how much more of the map/camera they will take away this time? Perhaps they will be 'brave' and just make the useless car animation the whole bloody screen next.
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