I want someone other than Tesla to investigate the link to this update to the fires.
You are welcome to pay to have a third party crack your battery open and investigate it.
I want them to certify that my battery will not burn up in my garage.
That's not going to happen, and expecting it is unreasonable. *sugar* happens, and you can't always predict it. Look at how many "safe" ICE vehicles burst in to flames all the time. So often that the news doesn't even normally bother reporting it anymore.