Damn!
Tesla is stupid? The person who drives to a supercharger not knowing its actual location is the stupid one.
Who would even do that? You're gonna need the address to it ahead of time.
I said that in hopes they "wouldn't end up being stupid", as in, please don't name stuff on technicalities (unless it is also a useful name nevertheless). Calling it Bakersfield is misleading, even if by some technical paperwork it actually to some degree is actually in Bakersfield. This reminds me of SFO --- the San Francisco airport, that not only is not in San Francisco, but isn't even in the County of San Francisco -- it's in San Mateo County! Back before the BART extension, it was easy to use mass transit to get to San Francisco, in the range of MUNI, BART, etc., only to be stranded if you didn't know you needed a San Mateo bus to get to the airport. (They have since extended BART to SFO, but that wasn't true for over 3 decades.)
Ok, I checked the map for this new SuperCharger. I suppose I should go ahead and eat some hay. Usually the drive from CA-99 to I-5 is nearly an hour in most of the areas I visit. Down there at the pincher point where Bakersfield is, the gap between I-5 and CA-99 is a third of that. I measure 17.5 miles at 22 minutes from that new SuperCharger on I-5 and the CA-99 central Hampton Inn in Bakersfield, a fairly straight drive on "Stockdale Hwy" and "Westside Pkwy". Google Maps puts "Bakersfield" to the new SuperCharger at 18 miles (22 minutes).
Up further, where I usually visit, it is:
Visalia downtown (closer to CA-99) to I-5 Harris Ranch: 54 miles (54 minutes)
Fresno CA-99 by Herndon to I-5: 48.6 miles (57 minutes)
Fresno downtown by CA-99 to I-5 Empresas Del Bosque: 57.1 miles (64 minutes)
Fairmead (CA-99) to Santa Nella Village (I-5): 51.5 miles (52 minutes)
(Fairmead is between Merced and Madera on I-99)
(Santa Nella Village is on I-5 about 20 minutes northwest of that highway robbery town of Los Banos.)
Merced to Santa Nella: 43.5 miles (54 minutes)
Merced to Gustine: 31 miles (40 minutes)
--- all the above being almost an hour ---
--- all the below trending back down to under half an hour as you move up north ---
Turlock (CA-99) to Patterson (almost at I-5): 16.1 miles (27 minutes)
Modesto (CA-99) to Vernalis (closer to I-5): 16.8 miles (23 minutes)
Modesto (CA-99) to Tracy (spans just past I-5 to almost I-580, crossing 580 a bit even): 29.6 miles (34 minutes)