Not asking this as a joke, but have people ransacked this Target yet?
It's a smaller Target so they tend to be out of things more than other Targets. It's close to my house so it's the one we use, but my wife has observed many times over the years that the selection at this Target is smaller than at others. Lately, we've been using their curbside delivery service. Oddly, there are somethings they won't bring out; you have to go inside to get them, e.g., caulk.
I stopped at the SC last night and indeed, as @Bg2580 pointed out, only half of the chargers are lit up and have power. I plugged in my 2014 Model S (i.e., not a fast charger) and was getting 29kw, which is pretty modest, but I only charged for a couple of minutes and my battery was already 3/5 full, so not a great test scenario.