1. Can roast marshmallows on your exhaust manifold 2. Can rev your engine at stop lights 3. Can “off” yourself with carbon monoxide 4. Can show off your engine bay to friends and neighbors 5. Can add fancy aftermarket exhaust tips 6. Can schmooze with the smog test station guy 7. Helps warm up a cold garage when you drive in 8. Wind, rattles, and tire noise are less noticeable 9. Harder for your teenager to quietly sneak out 10. More convenient to get your cigs, beer, lotto tickets, & Ho-Ho’s at the gas station Happy April fools’ day!