Tesla at Donk Contest

[eljefedeykon]

Ay everyone. I am Deykon da owner of da donk contest n austin, texas. I want too invite Elon n Tesla too compete n da 2019 contest. I think it wud be great too see Tesla put together a few donks n enter da show. I had ma grafic guy put together a proto type of wut it mite look like. Plz let me no how too contact Elon or da Tesla team. It wud be great advertising fo dey cars too.

Thx,
Deykon

 

[Brando]

I'd like to encourage photo-shop type creations/entries, not just real cars.
I'll only ever see the photos anyway. Can't tell real from virtual.
Are we in the simulation? Which side of the Matrix am I in?

 

[Derek Kessler]

Have you considered using real English words, fam?