And then there was someone on Twitter that didn't know Elon University was a real place (the full photo shows in under an HPWC box, wearing an Elon U shirt; I believe the university sent him some as a gag, no connection, way back).
Since they're bankwupt, I just redirected my $1,000 reservation towards 100 bottles of #teslaquilla... ELON WOOOLS!!