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Tesla humor?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Beckler, Sep 26, 2014.

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  1. Beckler

    Beckler Member

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    I came up with some Tesla-related jokes. You can add yours too.

    -I'd like it to be possible to charge the car through its USB ports. So then I can charge it up from my laptop or whatever.
    -The supercharger cable should include a small gasoline tube as well - in case a gas car arrives, at least they can get a bit of charge too.
    -Model X will ship with a 5-1/4" floppy drive under the touchscreen should you wish to run the car on DOS.
     
  2. Electric700

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    A Model S owner recently went to a gas station, got out of the car and started looking for a fuel door.

    Note: This post is purely fiction.
     
  3. AudubonB

    AudubonB Mild-mannered Moderator Lord Vetinari*

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    Q: What did the snail say as it watched the current model of a Tesla zoom by?
    A: Look at that S Car Go!
     
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  4. Canuck

    Canuck Well-Known Member

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    I suggest you all keep your day jobs... ;)
     
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  5. PaulusdB

    PaulusdB Mayor Gnomus Vintage Limb

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    Good one, Canuck. LMAO
     
  6. CHG-ON

    CHG-ON Still in love after all these miles

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    Reminds me of an amusing story that sort of fits with this thread's theme.

    My son, who was 19 at the time, had our S for a trip out to his dad's (I'm the step-father). On the way, he stopped at a gas station to get a drink and a munchy. He's at the counter and the following conversation took place:

    Cashier: "So, I've got to ask. What do you do?"
    Son: "Huh?"
    Cashier: "You're driving a Tesla."
    Son: "Oh, it's my step-dad's."
    Cashier: "Oh good! I mean, I know I'm just the cashier at a gas station, but I was thinking if you own a Tesla then I must have made some really horrible life choices."
     
  8. Btrflyl8e

    Btrflyl8e Supporting Member

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    wow, Best.Step dad.Ever

    I don't even let my bf of 24 years drive my car!
     
  9. trils0n

    trils0n 2013 P85

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    Before v5.9 (or whichever software version cut the vampire drain down) my girlfriend was taking a long time to get ready. I said "hurry up before I run out of juice". At first I thought it was funny. Then I realized it was kind of sad the vampire drain was that bad.
     
  10. Chop110

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    That's from Trading Places!! Ahhh, young Jamie Lee Curtis... :biggrin:
     
  11. HankLloydRight

    HankLloydRight Fluxing

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    That joke is older than dirt.

    Also, it looks like the SNL joke writers have infiltrated our TMC forum.
     
  12. AudubonB

    AudubonB Mild-mannered Moderator Lord Vetinari*

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    Awright, awright. Tough crowd tonight.

    Okay, here's a new one. But it's not mine.

    Mr. Musk's teaser with the "D" on twitter?
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    It's the diesel model.
     
  13. Kofi

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    Unveiling of the "D".
    vqjsws2bhzdc2qzwmul2.jpg
     
  14. ThosEM

    ThosEM Space Weatherman

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    So this is what I need to attract the chicks?:biggrin:
     
  16. HankLloydRight

    HankLloydRight Fluxing

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    This thread title should be changed to: "Tesla Attempted Humor"
     
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  17. bonnie

    bonnie Oil is for sissies.

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    ^^^ Winner!!!
     
  18. FreeOfPge

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    Q: "how exactly do I purchase a Model S?"
    A: "two jobs"
     
  19. Electric700

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    Hey, I got some good laughs out of these posts :tongue:
     
  20. Beckler

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    :crying:

    I was just wondering, how old is dirt?
     

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