IMHO, any temp below 12C and the battery starts to use juice to keep itself somewhat warm
No. Definitely not. Li-ion battery freezes* at around -25*C.
EV's usually start to waste juice on battery heating while parked at around -15*C.
*becomes hardly usable.
Bricking - updating software with bad result that ruins device (phone/module/smartwatch) irreversibly (not possible to update software back to previous state).
Discharged battery - device does not switch on nominally due to battery not supplying enough power. For example a phone that shows discharged battery animation and doesn't switch on. In case of electric car, discharged traction battery and not discharged auxiliary battery will give similar result.
Dead battery - Specific state of discharged battery. Device does not do anything. Can't even report discharged battery.
Over-discharged battery - battery is dead but can, sometimes accept charge. Though permanent damage has been done and regular charging method is not recommended.
Under-charged battery - battery is in suboptimal state of charge that is degrading it. Though battery is functional. Lead acid battery - 60%, Li-ion battery - 10-20%.
Shorted battery - Battery has shorted so it does not accept charge any more or self-discharges fast after charging stops.
Degraded battery - Lost at least 20% of original capacity. Battery is functional.
Frozen battery - battery is unable to give or receive energy as internal resistance is too high (chemical reaction doesn't happen). This often damages the battery.
In our case, Tesla was in DEAD state. Possibly other diagnoses can be added later.