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Tesla Pizza

Discussion in 'Model 3' started by LGA737, Mar 10, 2020.

  1. LGA737

    LGA737 Member

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    why can’t I ever get a Pizza home in my Tesla with all the toppings still on it? This never happens in my Honda.
     
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  2. outdoordawg

    outdoordawg Member

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    did you get the "delivery insurance" ??
     
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  3. BluestarE3

    BluestarE3 Active Member

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    Pull over when you're halfway home, rotate the pizza box 180 degrees, and then complete your trip home.
     
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  4. LGA737

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    Absolutely Brilliant!! Will try this next time!
     
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  5. Thp3

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    Put the car in CHILL mode and Accelerate less.

    funny problems in sports cars....
     
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  6. Knightshade

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  7. needp3d-

    needp3d- Member

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    you had autopilot on and ate them all?
     
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  8. run-the-joules

    run-the-joules Active Member

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    the trick is actually to install a small eyebolt in the trunk, and suspend a tray with a lip from it. Then it'll pivot under acceleration forces, bounce all over the place, throw toppings and sauce all over your trunk, and make for a hilarious video.
     
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  9. LGA737

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    Now that’s a little drastic don’t you think? It is just a pizza after all.
     
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  10. Don TLR

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    Honey, you said you wanted Half Pepperoni :D
     
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  11. Kevin-rf

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    Wow, that automatic emergency braking action has some serious bite ;-)
     
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    You sir,

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  13. elf9

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    Go easy on the go pedal ... and stop with the drag racing at the stop lights ...
     
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  14. run-the-joules

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    …and don't forget to turn on chill mode, put on a beige cardigan, and stick to a low fat, low sugar, low salt, and low excitement life.
     
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  15. dmurphy

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    Might have to get the vehicle in for service. There’s apparently a loose nut behind the wheel.... :D
     
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  16. P3Orion

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    Accelerate, then brake.
     
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  17. KenC

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    You know that turntable that you no longer use? Put it in the car, and plug into a 120v converter. Place pizza on platter. Set to turn at 33 ⅓. Drive home as normal.
     
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  18. TydalForce

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    Adjust the tilt of the seat?
     
  19. jhawk74

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    Try this:
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  20. kpeng

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    Dumb.
     
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