why can’t I ever get a Pizza home in my Tesla with all the toppings still on it? This never happens in my Honda.
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Tesla Pizza
- Thread starter LGA737
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why can’t I ever get a Pizza home in my Tesla with all the toppings still on it? This never happens in my Honda.
did you get the "delivery insurance" ??
BluestarE3
Active Member
Pull over when you're halfway home, rotate the pizza box 180 degrees, and then complete your trip home.
Knightshade
Well-Known Member
the trick is actually to install a small eyebolt in the trunk, and suspend a tray with a lip from it. Then it'll pivot under acceleration forces, bounce all over the place, throw toppings and sauce all over your trunk, and make for a hilarious video.
Now that’s a little drastic don’t you think? It is just a pizza after all.
Don TLR
Active Member
Honey, you said you wanted Half Pepperoni 
Wow, that automatic emergency braking action has some serious bite ;-)
gigawatt1010
Member
…and don't forget to turn on chill mode, put on a beige cardigan, and stick to a low fat, low sugar, low salt, and low excitement life.
Might have to get the vehicle in for service. There’s apparently a loose nut behind the wheel....
P3Orion
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