why can’t I ever get a Pizza home in my Tesla with all the toppings still on it? This never happens in my Honda.
Pull over when you're halfway home, rotate the pizza box 180 degrees, and then complete your trip home.
the trick is actually to install a small eyebolt in the trunk, and suspend a tray with a lip from it. Then it'll pivot under acceleration forces, bounce all over the place, throw toppings and sauce all over your trunk, and make for a hilarious video.
…and don't forget to turn on chill mode, put on a beige cardigan, and stick to a low fat, low sugar, low salt, and low excitement life.
You know that turntable that you no longer use? Put it in the car, and plug into a 120v converter. Place pizza on platter. Set to turn at 33 ⅓. Drive home as normal.