Tesla Pizza

[qdeathstar]

Pull over when you're halfway home, rotate the pizza box 180 degrees, and then complete your trip home.

Everyone. I just wanted to post because this is life changing information. I can confirm this works

 

[allelectrified]

Best thread ever.
I think you're letting regen take care of the stops. You have to mash the brakes as well as the other pedal.

 

[davefink]

You know that turntable that you no longer use? Put it in the car, and plug into a 120v converter. Place pizza on platter. Set to turn at 33 ⅓. Drive home as normal.

That might put all the toppings on the crust...

 

[xthunderx]

I'm not sure how I came upon this, but I have the set the record strait. I'm going to suggest an alternate theory, this pizza is as a result of the box being placed in the frunk. Wut!?

I know right! Why kill the dream, why chime in - well because I tested to see if my Model 3 Performance could do this to a Pizza, and indeed it can! But not to this degree, not this dramatic.

Further, I have also placed the pizza in the frunk and it turns out exactly as is depicted in this image. And the reason it does this is because the pizza box does not fit flat in the frunk. You must place it at an angle and keeps the box tilted the entire drive while in the frunk.

So I'm urging OP to come clean, lol. Tell us the truth! Put us out of our misery. Or maybe I'm just crazy for spending 3 minutes on my life on this.

 

[Silver Rocket]

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why can’t I ever get a Pizza home in my Tesla with all the toppings still on it? This never happens in my Honda.

Maybe it’s the extreme acceleration!!!

 

[BluestarE3]

Frankly, I don't care whether the photo was real or staged. It's simply hilarious and I think most Tesla owners "get" it, even if all we have is a base model and drive like the proverbial little old lady from Pasadena.

 

[megant113]

…and don't forget to turn on chill mode, put on a beige cardigan, and stick to a low fat, low sugar, low salt, and low excitement life.

Which means no more pizza for OP. Problem solved.

 

[640k]

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why can’t I ever get a Pizza home in my Tesla with all the toppings still on it? This never happens in my Honda.

i love that someone took the time out of their day to disagree with your post.

 

[slimpilot]

Great photo and I see the pizza was a proper pizza, meaning an absolute maximum of three toppings.

 

[640k]

Frankly, I don't care whether the photo was real or staged. It's simply hilarious and I think most Tesla owners "get" it, even if all we have is a base model and drive like the proverbial little old lady from Pasadena.

...she drives real fast and drives real hard...

the song is about an old lady with a "shiny red Super Stock Dodge". she did NOT own a base model!!

1964 Dodge 330 Super Stock Two-Door Sedan

 

[Abhiv1]

Pull over when you're halfway home, rotate the pizza box 180 degrees, and then complete your trip home.

Hilarious! Lol...

 

[madodel]

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why can’t I ever get a Pizza home in my Tesla with all the toppings still on it? This never happens in my Honda.

Need to set it to Pizza mode.

 

[Hugh-SG]

Thank you all for a most enjoyable read.

Now try a case of root beer in the Frunk and put the car into Launch Mode.

Would be interesting to see a Tesla storming down the drag strip with pizza flavoured foam billowing out from under the Frunk Lid about 3.9 seconds later.

Cheers!
Hugh-SG

 

[T777]

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why can’t I ever get a Pizza home in my Tesla with all the toppings still on it? This never happens in my Honda.

Maybe better stick and rudder skills?!

 

[MarineOne]

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why can’t I ever get a Pizza home in my Tesla with all the toppings still on it? This never happens in my Honda.

Would that be the Ludicrust mode?

 

[Elliott P100D]

My girl, holds the pizza so that G-forces don't...

again. 1 time was enough.lol

 

[r1200gs4ok]

gee guys.....it was really a ½ cheese and ½ pepperoni

 

[ElectricIAC]

Wow, that automatic emergency braking action has some serious bite ;-)

Phantom braking too.

 

[cjrunner]

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why can’t I ever get a Pizza home in my Tesla with all the toppings still on it? This never happens in my Honda.

Those aren't slices of pepperoni, they're accelerometers!

 

[Kevin-rf]

xthunderx, You just stumbled on the million dollar accessory every frunk needs. A Pizza leveler. My lawyers will be contacting yours about infringing on this up and coming product.