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SANTA’S NEW RIDE

The Reindeer retired at the end of last year (they couldn’t pass the emission),
so Santa and Rudolph had a brand new ride with full self drive to do it alone this year.

’Twas the day before Christmas and Santa was packing his White Model X and his new Red Sleigh with gifts for the kids on Christmas Day.
The list was complete (he checked it twice), the car had been charged, the route had been planned, and Full Self Drive was working just fine.
So with Rudolph’s Red Nose in the White Model X, and the Red Sleigh with Santa yelling Ho, Ho, Ho, just drop it in gear and we’re ready to go.

They were flying low down the Interstate when what to their wondering eyes should appear but flashing blue lights in the rear view mirror.
Rudolph pulled over, Santa got out, and the Trooper just said that your taillights are out. But Sleighs don’t have taillights Santa explained.
If that’s true then I’ll follow for the rest of your ride.

I remember that Christmas to this very day. The sky was ablaze with stars shining bright, they were shooting and falling all through the night.
Then along came a White Model X with Rudolph’s Red Nose and Santa’s Red Sleigh and flashing blue lights as they went out of sight.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.

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