Or, maybe there is a middle ground between glacial pace and rollercoaster? A space where we still get OTA but those are actual, meaningful updates like fixing the wipers, ability to customize the display, 360 view, more tech-oriented dashboard, etc. vs. hiding the most used options, new farts, Sonic the Hedgehog, disabling the radar, etc. A space where I am not constantly in fear of what is the next crazy and irrelevant update and simply enjoy the awesome EV I have.Of course if Tesla moved at the glacial pace of most of car companies it would be relatively easy to keep track. None of what you mentioned bothers me in the slightest since that is typical for a tech company. Or maybe I've gotten used to Tesla "confusion" having followed them every day since 2008.
I do like my car despite Tesla’s attempts in the opposite direction.