In a million weeks after delivery still qualifies as "in the weeks ahead". You must be new to Tesla if you don't know that they are VERY SLEAZY in their literal interpretations of what they say. When they say "motor horsepower", they actually mean "that motor, in some different car, connected to a better battery and a better cooling system, would be able to reach this horsepower for some short amount of time". They also use tricks like redefining that things mean after the fact, for example how they neutered Full Self Driving - it used to include Level 5, the car will drive itself for the Tesla Ride Sharing Network and make you money, now it comprises of mostly of features that used to be a part of Enhanced Auto Pilot. They wiped the old description from their site completely, as they did blind spot monitoring sold when AP1 came out (no AP1 car has anything that would qualify as BSM, the parking sensors are unreliable while driving therefore do not qualify). When some people who bought their Full Self Driving in 2016 went to court to sue. as they didn't get the autonomous driving car they were sold 6 or 7 years later, Tesla lawyers called FSD "a failed future aspirational goal, rather than a commitment to deliver anything".
Welcome to Tesla! Whatever they say, interpret it as literal and minimalistic (in terms of Tesla obligations to deliver), then take it a step further and think how they deliver even less and get away with it, simply because it won't be worth for people to take it to court.
5 years from now, people will go to court over the missing USS features, Tesla will claim another "failed future aspirational goal".
