Tesla, TSLA & the Investment World: the Perpetual Investors' Roundtable

[SpaceCash]

I'm going out for some gourmet food and to buy a brand new H&K
I love you all except for the godless commies
Investing ain't hard; all you have to do is disregard EVERYBODY'S opinions always at all times and you will do great

 

[RFernatt]

Today, is that day!

EDIT: Darn it, you can't jump to the right video time using an embed. Watch 2:05 to 3:05 for the section I wanted.

 

[Cherry Wine]

Investing ain't hard; all you have to do is disregard EVERYBODY'S opinions always at all times and you will do great

...unless you're short TSLA.

 

[SpaceCash]

...unless you're short TSLA.

If you're short TSLA you're only a few benders short of pushing a shopping cart down the street scrounging for cigarette butts

 

[StealthP3D]

I think we’ll get an early New Years present when Elon sends an internal email stating that record deliveries is within striking distance.

Even better, an internal e-mail congratulating everyone for making record deliveries before the end of the quarter!

 

[ntam]

I am listening to "Nothing's Going to Stop Us Now" with Tidal.

 

[Ellec]

ATH captured!

 

[floydboy]

[/QUOTES
So the shorts are showing their true faces.

 

[Nocturnal]

Even better, an internal e-mail congratulating everyone for making record deliveries before the end of the quarter!

"and as you all know we hit our goal of beating record deliveries by 3k vehicles and our backlog of deliveries is so large that we expect Q1 to be another record breaking quarter"

Hey, if we are dreaming, why not dream big?

 

[anthonyj]

Demand problem

-39% revenue decline

semi roadster cybertruck all fake pumps

zero soon

melon musk is a transsexual xenophobic reptilian etc

Y’all ready for $420 tomorrow tho

 

[Tslynk67]

Down the pub, drinking Guinness with work colleague. Anything hapenning?

 

[Chickenlittle]

When moments like these occur I always pause to give thanks to the shorts that have helped to make this happen.

 

[Causalien]

TSLA and TSMC. Two of my stocks vying for best performer for the year. GOGOGO

 

[StealthP3D]

Down the pub, drinking Guinness with work colleague. Anything hapenning?

Nope. Nothing unexpected.

 

[Beltsbear]

Down the pub, drinking Guinness with work colleague. Anything hapenning?

It’s working. Drink more.

 

[Cherry Wine]

Sell orders at ~$390 down to ~$1.9M, from ~$18M and then ~$7M earlier.

 

[Fact Checking]

Page 21 of a thread from a trading forum has a short story of an account blowout on TSLA, I hope to hear more from the guy

TSLA 2019 | Page 21 | Elite Trader

Oh wow:

TSLA 2019 | Page 21 | Elite Trader

"My buddy who trades TSLA just blew out... I can't be sure of the loss but he blocked me on Twitter and insta, so it's gotta be bad. He was down $2MM on the year with the shares at $335 and I know he was short 100K there as well as thousands of naked calls (short)."

"I am off this week and just looked. $388. ATH."​

$335->$390 with 100k TSLA shares short is another $5.5m loss. Writing thousands of naked call contracts is incredibly risky, but I guess he needed the cash.

Then:

"He was convinced it was a $75 stock. He was short from 260 and held it to the touch of 165 on something like 80K shares. Didn't cover. Forced to cover at unch and then shorted (100K shares) again the day before earnings. Was shorting calls all the way to 350. I haven't talked to him since it hit 350."

"He's trying to sublet his $40K/month Tribeca apt on the qt as the co-op board won't allow it."​

With the naked calls that's going to be a hard landing ...

 

[Nocturnal]

Down the pub, drinking Guinness with work colleague. Anything hapenning?

No. Keep drinking.

 

[Yuri_G]

Feels like the dam is about to burst...

 

[Pezpunk]

this image is sooooo surreal to me.