Tesla, TSLA & the Investment World: the Perpetual Investors' Roundtable

[wipster]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!!!!! The cabinet door above her head to her left that is slightly open was driving me crazy! Is that her place? I expected someone like her to be stupid rich with Trump like gold sh#t everywhere....

P.S. - I would still switch from Catholic to Mormon is she would move to Utah and agree to become my second wife....

And don't you eventually get a planet of your own too? Island? Island? We don't need no stinking island!

(my apologies to our Mormon members, just a bit of levity for AH's/no AH's)

 

[Christine69420]

So $7000 post split in 2024 is bearish?

Yahoo Finance is really starting to understand Tesla.

 

[jerry33]

The presentation is an hour from starting and it has received 49 down votes. WTF?!?! Who down votes a presentation that hasn't yet begun?

I just don't understand some people.

I guess the down votes are from people who thought it would start immediately or in just a few minutes.

 

[Joe F]

Put another small order in under $2200.00. I doubt it fills, but when my Apple Watch dings at 8PM, I'll know it's 8 PM.

 

[Krugerrand]

ANOTHER THING I BROUGHT UP ON THIS BOARD EARLIER IN THE WEEK: NO AH TILL MONDAY NIGHT. And all I got back was, "Meh, it is normal."

I think I liked you better as an ant.

 

[Nocturnal]

Well, no S&P news...

Wanna see something ugly?


Bollinger unveils electric van and it's hard to get excited - Electrek

Not great but slap a Tesla drivetrain with 500 miles of range in it and I'll sign the check today.

 

[Joe F]

I think I liked you better as an ant.

Who 'ya replying to?

 

[wipster]

Wanna see something ugly?


Bollinger unveils electric van and it's hard to get excited - Electrek

Is the body really big or the wheels really small? Kind of looks like a toy...

 

[IamJohnGalt]

I guess the down votes are from people who thought it would start immediately or in just a few minutes.

I am guessing its people who are anti-transhumanism..I could be wrong.

 

[UnknownSoldier]

I am guessing its people who are anti-transhumanism..I could be wrong.

It's just 49 TSLAQ people amirite.

But in all seriousness, if we really get to the point where human augmentation becomes possible in the near future, the world envisioned by Deus Ex will become a reality.

 

[Nocturnal]

It's just 49 TSLAQ people amirite.

But in all seriousness, if we really get to the point where human augmentation becomes possible in the near future, the world envisioned by Deus Ex will become a reality.

When.

It will be a race between mechanical augmentation and genetic augmentation. People are going to do all sorts of things like add tails, change skin tones etc. Others will have robotic arms.

 

[tinm]

Wanna see something ugly?


Bollinger unveils electric van and it's hard to get excited - Electrek

Never heard of speed bumps, have they

 

[Krugerrand]

Gigafactory Berlin:

Lots of progress, drive unit building almost complete, body in white area now partially roofed, paintshop progressing slowly (which explains why it was started first), pillars for general assembly being erected, press and casting both have partial foundations.

Gigafactory Berlin overview:

I’m happy to see the road course nearing completion.

 

[Joe F]

When.

It will be a race between mechanical augmentation and genetic augmentation. People are going to do all sorts of things like add tails, change skin tones etc. Others will have robotic arms.

My wife told me she put in an advance order for my augmentation. She wouldn't say what it was for, only that it was a gift for her. Confused.

 

[IamJohnGalt]

When.

It will be a race between mechanical augmentation and genetic augmentation. People are going to do all sorts of things like add tails, change skin tones etc. Others will have robotic arms.

Like avatars perhaps.

 

[jkirkwood001]

I agree that I also find it hard to find better investments. But I don’t think focused investing in Tesla needs to be YOLO-based necessarily.

On the contrary - we have so much analysis and insight and transparency into the Tesla business available to us. This makes it relatively easy to do an analysis and find that it is a quite low risk investment. This is a point that Dave Lee put forward in one of his early YouTube videos.

A diversified portfolio consisting of financial instruments that you have less knowledge of can be more risky. For example for market wide black swan events like the pandemic.

Personally, I am grateful for all the fine work people here and on YouTube that makes it easier to build deeper knowledge into Tesla’s business.

Thus, as a long I am not worried at all, except for not owning even more shares.

I think both the long / all-in and the conservative approaches have merit. All of us longs on here look like geniuses today. Unless Elon is hit by a bus tomorrow. In which case, we'll immediately become the greedy idiots we love to smirk at, and @captkerosene will be sitting pretty. In Rocky Mountain Paradise, no less!!

There are no guarantees in the stock market - didn't you read the fine print? If TSLA crashes for whatever reason, I've still got enough money to retire (and my kids and grandkids too). Ask yourself, where would you be IF TSLA crashes..?

(Not advice)

 

[Unpilot]

My wife told me she put in an advance order for my augmentation. She wouldn't say what it was for, only that it was a gift for her. Confused.

A bigger..........brain?

 

[Chickenlittle]

I think both the long / all-in and the conservative approaches have merit. All of us longs on here look like geniuses today. Unless Elon is hit by a bus tomorrow. In which case, we'll immediately become the greedy idiots we love to smirk at, and @captkerosene will be sitting pretty. In Rocky Mountain Paradise, no less!!

There are no guarantees in the stock market - didn't you read the fine print? If TSLA crashes for whatever reason, I've still got enough money to retire (and my kids and grandkids too). Ask yourself, where would you be IF TSLA crashes..?

(Not advice)

Your advise not strong enough. Imagine where we will all be if all out nuclear war over the weekend

 

[aubreymcfato]

Of course, and I absorb the incredible insight we receive here, as well as some fabulous contributors elsewhere.

But fundamentally I don't even need this, a cursory understanding of Tesla and it's just bloody obvious where we're going.

And, as you imply, why invest in companies you don't understand in-depth?

One thing I will say is that you guys have been a guiding-light in helping me hodl the last five years, through thick-and-thin. For that I thank you and if any of you pass through Brussels, DM me so I can buy you a beer (or 10 )

I'll keep you true to your word. Luckily you're rich, I like fancy beer.

 

[ggr]

My wife told me she put in an advance order for my augmentation. She wouldn't say what it was for, only that it was a gift for her. Confused.

Better ears?