Tesla, TSLA & the Investment World: the Perpetual Investors' Roundtable

[dww12]

Q, regarding the numbers, are mostly on about accounting fraud... Also stock pumping so that Elon can sell shares (including theories he pumps it himself by buying calls for force gamma squeezes), also tossing in a Form 4 of Tesla CAO selling shares 2 days before the earnings call, and also some "this is the peak all downhill now" stuff.

Nothing really new.

Hopefully they keep put selling prices good. Did motorhead buy any again before earnings?

 

[Tslynk67]

Buy at open?
Wait for the MMD?
Wait for Max Pain?
Wait for Monday?
(not) advice needed fast!

Yes! No! Not advice...

 

[The Accountant]

I told Jamaal Williams to get ready for @Curt Renz 's market close celebration.

 

[JusRelax]

Yeah he triggers me. When he compares Tesla unit volumes to Toyota or VW.

In my mind it is pretty well established EV's are the only cars of the future. Everything else has a smaller finite profit value as they are headed to zero.

The only comparison I want to see is EV to EV by manufacturer. This is really all that matters at this point.

5. EPS is a miss because the "whisper numbers" is suppose to be 2 dollars (perhaps he is citing Rob Mauer here lol).

This is what triggers me. He could literally say that Tesla had a 75% miss because whisper numbers were a milllion deliveries for the quarter, and since they're whisper numbers, no one would be able to verify that it's a completely BS number he made up.

 

[M|S|M MYP]

Gotcha. Pierre was being a funny guy and I guess three shots of espresso were not enough to wake up my brain today.

Maybe he's hung over for not knowing how to turn on his microphone yesterday during the call.

 

[M|S|M MYP]

5. EPS is a miss because the "whisper numbers" is suppose to be 2 dollars (perhaps he is citing Rob Mauer here lol).

This is what triggers me. He could literally say that Tesla had a 75% miss because whisper numbers were a milllion deliveries for the quarter, and since they're whisper numbers, no one would be able to verify that it's a completely BS number he made up.

Let's all take a moment to thank the class clown because everytime he opens his mouth on CNBS.....TSLA rockets higher.

 

[winfield100]

Buy at open?
Wait for the MMD?
Wait for Max Pain?
Wait for Monday?
(not) advice needed fast!

got 40 shares pre-market at $852.74, did a “DCA/Ragebuy/got spouses permission to margin”

 

[Artful Dodger]

I have rarely witnessed such SP serenity with 4 minutes to go til the Close.

 

[Discoducky]

30M+ chairs!

 

[woodisgood]

New ATH close 893.60! (previous ATH close was 883.09 on 1/26/21). Get out the polka!

Edit: close now reported as 894.00

 

[Unpilot]

ATH at close....amiright!

 

[Favguy]

What music are we having today then?

 

[mickificki]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1451277417297895424

 

[Tyler34]

Hopefully it doesnt take another 9 months to get $10 higher all time high close

 

[UnknownSoldier]

Congrats fellow cultists, we did it! New ATH close, first since January!

 

[mikevbf]

I told Jamaal Williams to get ready for @Curt Renz 's market close celebration.

Did you say celebration!!!

 

[canoemore]

I’m surprised at how narrow a range it traded in after about 11AM.

 

[Curt Renz]

TSLA - All-time closing high

Sorry, a few minutes late, just got back from a doctor's appointment.

 

[Drezil]

I’m surprised at how narrow a range it traded in after about 11AM.

Well.. the 28k open calls @900 mostly sold by the market makers MIGHT have to do something with it: Stock Option Max Pain ..

But that manipulation would be illegal .. so it is just a rumor by some bad people trying to shame the markets not being efficient...

 

[Drezil]

TSLA - All-time closing high

Sorry, a few minutes alte, just got back from a doctor's appointment.

looking at todays SP .. i don't want to ask .. but .. was it a colonoscopy?