Tesla, TSLA & the Investment World: the Perpetual Investors' Roundtable

[Skryll]

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Sizeable 0 DTE purchases in TSLA 1010 and 1015 Calls. Lots of idiots buying 950 puts too.

Some hedgies getting hurt if we end above 1020. Let's hope it happens.

Same idiots that bought the 1100 puts from me two weeks ago? Somehow still rolling those over week after week feeling like a bag holder

 

[MTL_HABS1909]

Is it possible the leaks are spaced in time, and EM's "broker" is selling into it as it comes?
More "peas cumming" soon? I think so anyway. Peas = leaks?

I thought we were done trying to find secret meaning in Elon’s tweets after the whole “dropping friends at the pool” and 12/9 stuff

 

[MXWing]

Same idiots that bought the 1100 puts from me two weeks ago? Somehow still rolling those over week after week feeling like a bag holder

You got black swanned. Happens to all of us. Those idiots won two weeks ago. Roll to JAN 2022 and you'll come out on top.

 

[TheTalkingMule]

It's like these people don't want my $1040c to be worth anything. This is very rude. Maybe this was all a grand conspiracy to take me for $420?

 

[Fred42]

Mate, we need to have a quiet word. You're on the reservation list for what will be the coolest car of the 21st century and you're hesitating! Driving that car, you'll be Virgil Tracy, Steve Zodiac, and James Bond rolled into one. You'll be the coolest kid on the block, king of the hill, and as if that's not enough, you're a Tesla investor! If you're not good-looking, you will be, if you're a seven stone weakling, you'll be Charles Atlas, and if you're on the lookout for a new partner, they'll be queuing round the block for a ride!

Plenty of room for your walker (US English)/Zimmer frame (UK English).

 

[mltv]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1469371515430912004

 

[navguy12]

Maybe all the 12/9 stuff has me reading tea leaves.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1469188886232449026

I don’t see any orange peel in that paint job. Nice.

 

[Beltsbear]

They need to make an SUV/Van version of Cybertruck as well. Basically an electric G-Wagon, but better.

The base structure of the Cybertruck is not suited to be a van. Certainly not a delivery van. It is a stainless steel exoskeleton so it can carry 3000lbs of cargo and be a unibody. As a van, a full stainless body would be very heavy. And as an SUV, it would make little sense as well. They could make a van or SUV inspired by the angular look, but making it out of stainless like the cyber would make it much heavier than needed for it's purpose. Of course anything is lighter than the Hummer EV, so maybe nothing matters

Right now Elon is about filling the biggest markets and offsetting the most carbon. The cybertruck does that. The Semi does that. And those two new models will take up ALL of the battery supply Tesla can muster all the way until 2025. And the new global compact car and energy really have supply tied up for even longer. We simply need EVEN MORE BATTERIES to consider any other models.

 

[Nocturnal]

The base structure of the Cybertruck is not suited to be a van. Certainly not a delivery van. It is a stainless steel exoskeleton so it can carry 3000lbs of cargo and be a unibody. As a van, a full stainless body would be very heavy. And as an SUV, it would make little sense as well. They could make a van or SUV inspired by the angular look, but making it out of stainless like the cyber would make it much heavier than needed for it's purpose. Of course anything is lighter than the Hummer EV, so maybe nothing matters

Right now Elon is about filling the biggest markets and offsetting the most carbon. The cybertruck does that. The Semi does that. And those two new models will take up ALL of the battery supply Tesla can muster all the way until 2025. And the new global compact car and energy really have supply tied up for even longer. We simply need EVEN MORE BATTERIES to consider any other models.

I suppose it's ok to let Rivian sell all the low margin delivery vans they can in the meantime.

 

[Tslynk67]

That sucks for you, when were you expecting?

Sometime next year. It's OK, I can get by with my clanky old XP100DL+

 

[mltv]

I suppose it's ok to let Rivian sell all the low margin delivery vans they can in the meantime.

whoever solve the autonomous delivery van takes the market. Being the first EV delivery van doesn't matter in the long run.

 

[JRP3]

Deployable wiper that stows in front trunk would be ideal, but complex.

Hidden wipers have been done, doesn't seem that complex.

 

[mltv]

Hidden wipers have been done, doesn't seem that complex.

Right. Elon need to clarify the issue

 

[S3XY]

Cat looks at portfolio, notes most of its chairs cost less than $7 and thus Cat has no need of rage buying during any of its remaining lives.

Conclusion: Cat totally okay with being stupid.

And playing dead.

 

[Buckminster]

Vertical wiper will be removed by some people and occasionally refitted in rain etc. Could be hidden behind a cover that looks like a roof rack rail. Rails could be extended along roof on both sides and used to mount LMGs etc.

 

[AudubonB]

Point of American grammar: That's a "huge-ass wiper," not a huge "ass wiper."

Steatopygians might squirble.

 

[Krugerrand]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1469371515430912004

Just put the wiper on, Elon. I will modify.

 

[mltv]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1469397071555969032

wish $4k share price happen sooner.

 

[Radish11]

EQS it is then. They have like a really big screen or something

I like the EQS. It looks exactly like a Honda Accord.

 

[elasalle]

IV at 58.91%, seems it dropped by a lot .